Getting back slowly COMPLETED Take 4 Round 19 REQUEST MOVE!

[BeanDip]

Every bunker has a penis room. It's just a matter of perspective, resource management and proper allocation of the defense budget.

[Davecom3]

So there is a penis room in this military bunker system?! What kind of army was this? And I don't think the mirror is big enough to wedge under the door, but it might be useful in the doorway, but so would the body.

Which is why I dIdn't suggest wedging it "under" the door. A body is a bit difficult to wedge through the gap left by the hinges, so it's not as effective, as a strong enough slam could push the body into the room, but trying to slam a door when something's blocking the hinges doesn't work. Applying the force necessary would first rip the hinges from the door.

[kida]

Try to remove the door from its hinges while it's still open

[SamWiser]

You wouldn't by any chance be named Bruce Banner, would you? If so get angry. The Hulk would be useful right now.

[LAYF]

Round 2











Inventorry:

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2 9ÔÇÖÔÇÖ nails
Switch knife
1 broken ceiling lamp
2 Map's (562 and 572)
8: 9mm bullets
3 easy use matches
3 fishing hooks
3 m fishing line
1 key (314)
1 cut up teddy bear
1 emergency flare gun
2 flares for the gun.
1 creapy note.
1 bnadage
2 bandaids
1 bottle of painkillers.
2 grenades
2 Injections of unknown substance

[ThroughTheWell]

Now, here is a big hint. No matter what the other voices say, don't inject yourself with either of those 2 newly found injectables.

What are the clothes like on the body? If it has a vest with many pockets, or even a shirt with many pockets, or some kind of belt holster, or even justa sturdy belt, take those to help you carry stuff. If not, just how are you carring so much stuff? Does hammerspace exist?

K, we got what we came for. Grab the mirror back if you can, and if the ball rolled out grab it, but under no circumstances are you to go into this room.

Head back to the main corridor, and from your direction head left, which will be the opposite of where you came from. And be careful out there; there are crazies with gun, as well as traps around. I.e. don't run through tripwires or into dead end rooms.

[friedkitty]

**whispers ominously**You should go back to the hallway and proceed to the next bunker door. Wathch out for stuff on the walls, though. If you see any more signs with rules or regulations, you'd better follow them. Otherwise I can see a brief but powerful headache in your future.

[kida]

Go back to one of the corpses that still has their head. Try to inject them with one of the injections.

[LAYF]

Round 3






Inventorry:

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2 9ÔÇÖÔÇÖ nails
Switch knife
1 broken ceiling lamp
2 Map's (562 and 572)
8: 9mm bullets
3 easy use matches
3 fishing hooks
3 m fishing line
1 key (314)
1 cut up teddy bear
1 emergency flare gun
2 flares for the gun.
1 creapy note.
1 bnadage
2 bandaids
1 bottle of painkillers.
2 grenades
2 Injections of unknown substance
1 small mirror

[ThroughTheWell]

I remember that dog... I HATE that dog! Oh, he's viscious and he dodges really well. Still, crouch down, load the flare gun and aim stright down the corridor at dog head height. Hopefully the fire and heat will fry dog fur even if you miss.

Then be ready to bash the dog with the heaviest thing you have, which looks like ... Well you don't have anything heavy, therefore put a nail in each fist pointing out between the middle and ring fingers, and go punch the stunned dog to death. The head of the nail should be backed by your palm, in effect the nail becomes your stiff middle finger of take that. With about 5 inches of penetration, I'd aim for the head if I were you, but lots of hits is probably better than fewer aimed hits. Even a lung, or heart hit will put the dog down.

Or, if the other voices really think a grenade is better, go for that, but be ready with the nails in any case.

[LAYF]

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What? Thats a nice cute little puppy dog.... why you not like cutle little puppy dog?

[ThroughTheWell]

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What? Thats a nice cute little puppy dog.... why you not like cutle little puppy dog?

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You remember what that dog did in one version or another of the Charlie game.

[LAYF]

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What? Thats a nice cute little puppy dog.... why you not like cutle little puppy dog?

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You remember what that dog did in one version or another of the Charlie game.

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It just wants to play.... who can resist a sweet dog with blood on its paw when it wants to play??

[friedkitty]

**whispers creepily** You should light the teddy bear on fire and throw it at the dog. If you need to attack it, use the knife. Punching a dog with nails is stupid.

ETA Or put a grenade in the bear and throw it TO the dog, then duck around the corner of the hall you just left.
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[SamWiser]

Wow, it's eating you. Who knows, it might be friendly. It might only be eating you because it's hungry. Turn sideways, so you present a smaller target, then slowly walk towards it. Crouch down to its level and hold out a hand. Wait till it's done sniffing then try to pet it. If it tries to bite you then run. You don't want to waste your only weapon on a dog that might be friendly.

[M0rtimer]

"It's an adorable little puppy! Which sorta ate that man. Yeah, you're probably going to need to put it down. Other voices have some good ideas for that."

[ThroughTheWell]

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What? Thats a nice cute little puppy dog.... why you not like cutle little puppy dog?

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You remember what that dog did in one version or another of the Charlie game.

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It just wants to play.... who can resist a sweet dog with blood on its paw when it wants to play??

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Well, there is the blood on it's jaw too. Oh, I know the answer to this one. I, I can resist the sweet dog, kill it, and then find out if it is really sweet by eating it.

AHH, don't listen to them, the dog is a killer I tell you! Oh, nails = 2 weapons. Knife = 1. 2 > 1, especialy when you are being bit.

I do like the grenade in the bear idea. It is likely to get the greande closer to the dog than just throwing a naked grenade.

[SamWiser]

Yeah, but nails can only stab. A knife can stab and slash. That is two functions compared to the nails one. Also, a knife is meant to be held and used like that, while nails aren't. I still think it could be friendly though.

[friedkitty]

**whispers sexily**Are you feeling dexterous. Can you handle 2 nails, tucked between your fingers, and use themwhile panicking? Do ya big boy? Keep in mind this dog will be trying to

EAT YOUR FACE!!!!

**resumes whispering sexily** The knife can be held, caressed, and lovingly controlled, even while you are avoiding those wet, glistening teeth. OOh yeah.

[ThroughTheWell]

Clearly we have a failure of imagination here when it comes to improvised weapons. How long is the blade of that knife? If it is less than 7 inches or not a fixed blade, STICK TO THE NAILS.

Oh, other voice, you and me in a dark alley, you with your knife and me with the 2 nails. 2 men enter; 1 man leaves. How do you like them odds now?

Edit: I just measured a pencil in my fist. It was only 2 inches covered. That means the nails would have 7 inches of penetration. 6 is considered lethal on a man, much less a smaller dog.

[friedkitty]

**whispers eerily**I like dark alleys. But I think we should compromise. Nails in one hand, knife in the other. You do still have 2 hands, don't you Michael?

And I think the blue voice has been smoking crack if he thinks that bloody dog over there snarling and biting a dead man's head is friendly!

[ThroughTheWell]

As long as you have 2 weapons, I can compromise to a knife + nail.

[LAYF]

So... because I LOVE the tedybear bomb idea.....

(and i made it when there were 2 yays for it)


Round 4








Inventorry:

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2 9ÔÇÖÔÇÖ nails
Switch knife
1 broken ceiling lamp
2 Map's (562 and 572)
8: 9mm bullets
3 easy use matches
3 fishing hooks
3 m fishing line
1 key (314)
1 emergency flare gun
2 flares for the gun.
1 creapy note.
1 bnadage
2 bandaids
1 bottle of painkillers.
1 grenade
2 Injections of unknown substance
1 small mirror

[ThroughTheWell]

Nice job. Loot the green clad body. Is that a dog leg? See if it taste like chicken... Sure, I'd like it cooked too, but other than the empty coffee pot in the trapped room, I'm not seeing cooking utensiles here.

Oh, were you standing too close to the frag grenade? See if you can bandage yourself up.

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Switch knife? In other words, not a fixed blade, meaning it can fold up on you in the stresses of combat. Man, the 2 nail idea is looking better and better. Besides, Bunker Boy wants to be Wolverine.

[friedkitty]

**whispers sweetly** That looks like that hurts. After you bandage any really bad wounds, you should probably take a pain killer and

SUCK IT UP!!

then carefully look in the new dead guy's pockets for anything useful.