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Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Fri May 29, 2015 12:09 am
by Krulle
Love and war, my friend.
Sorry to have miscounted.
That fault was all mine.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Fri May 29, 2015 3:12 am
by Zathyr
That fault was all mine
In hindsight, not the best place
To dig down that deep
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Fri May 29, 2015 6:33 am
by Patdragon
To dig down that deep,
our movie super drill needs
unobtainium
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 4:47 pm
by WearsHats
Unobtainium
The name's a marketing thing
I get it wholesale
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:41 pm
by Zathyr
I get it! Hole sale!
Because they're digging a hole
Or, you know, the drill
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:44 am
by Krulle
Or, you know, the drill
Synch will start soon: no more sleep
and shitted diapers.
huh? had to look up diaper. I always (mentally) pronounced it with three syllables: di-a-per, but that's apparently wrong. Dia-per (pronounced more like dye-per)...
Yeah, only reading and not listening much to native English speakers causes these kind of errors.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:20 pm
by WearsHats
... And shitted diapers?
Disgusting. The whole game stops.
*sigh* Fine. I'll change it.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 1:08 am
by Krulle
*sigh* Fine. I'll change it.
Seven syllables right here
and another five.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 11:01 am
by thesilence
Krulle wrote:*sigh* Fine. I'll change it.
Seven syllables right here
and another five.
And another five.
"Indians" - PC reasons.
And then there were four.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 1:16 pm
by Zathyr
And then there were four
Survivors left in the world
Two cats and two birds
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 1:58 pm
by Krulle
Two cats and two birds
sang a short song together.
It was not a hit.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 6:24 pm
by Patdragon
It was not a hit
but it did become famous
when it was remixed.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 11:49 pm
by Zathyr
When it was remixed
Our tasty cookie dough had
Not as many lumps
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 1:32 pm
by WearsHats
Not as many lumps
On my head as yesterday
I call that progress
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 1:53 pm
by Krulle
I call that progress,
but you and others may not;
it's my point of view
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 6:12 pm
by Patdragon
It's my point of view
That small rats should ride big dogs.
Animal jockeys.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 11:39 am
by WearsHats
Animal Jockeys!
I've got underwear for chimps!
No monkey business!
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 2:11 pm
by Zathyr
No monkey business
Mass produces bananas
Except in fiction
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 6:30 pm
by Patdragon
Except in Fiction!
You need to see the body
To prove they are dead.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:50 pm
by WearsHats
To prove they are dead
Fill these out and have them sign
Yay, bureaucracy
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:46 am
by Krulle
Yay, bureaucracy!
Nothing filed without big fees.
That makes my paycheck..
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:27 pm
by Zathyr
That makes my paycheck
It's old, but reliable
Dot matrix printer
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 3:43 pm
by WearsHats
Dot Matrix printer
Makes gold robots from Spaceballs
Beep! Virgin alarm!
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 4:03 pm
by nikohl
Beep! Virgin Alarm!
Collect a girl from the cage
It's sacrifice time.
Re: Haiku Continued
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:42 am
by Krulle
it's sacrifice time!
See, the dragons are coming,
get the nerds ready FAST!