"Yes, well... Erm... We would like a reward, that would be lovely. And hello to you madam, congratulations on your wedding day. In fact if I could just have a moment of your time, I'd really like to talk to you...you know, girl stuff, away from these boys. Why don't we leave your husband and my companion to talk business and we'll have a chat?"
"Ah so your a female badger I'm quite sure were not leaving the room that ladder looks dangerous...being all bendy and shaz."
"Sweet-um she not a badger she a goblin like me... A cute one in fact... come over here"
All approaches and suddenly gets hauled inside the curtains and sees a very wide eyed goblin now covering herself with the sheets.
Outside the curtain.
How did you rescue awesome and from whom?
"Ah rescued awesome from some smucked arranged clan marriage all bah my self, had this rope you see really really thick but only bout an inch in length, through it straight up to her room and bam into da darkness..dropped me firebottles tho...you a funny eggplant you...do you want some cake... here eat some cake... Thats a nice shield by the way...looks familiar tho....
Stats & Loot
.[tabs: Schnitzel(LEFT) ]
ATT: 1
DEF: 1
HP: 1/5
ITEMS:
3 flint round stones
Tentacle piece.
[tabs: First of All ]
ATT: 1 (2)
DEF: 1
HP: 3/5
ITEMS:
steel knife (+1 ATT)
sword (+1ATT)
A crossbow
5 bolts carefully wrapped in cloth,
20gp,
circular red gem,
flame shaped gem x2
1 potion of shrink
1 healing potion
cloth.
2 dress bag
tequilla
[tabs:Steals the tequilla]
ATT: 1 (2)
DEF: 1 (3)
HP: 4/5
ITEMS:
Spear (+1 ATT)
Shield (+1 def)
old leather armour (+1 Def), wearing
9gp
4 keys on a ring
flame shaped gem
notes (from turn 29 and 30)
Pouch of holding
---Book on how to have a good marriage
---tin of delicious sweet
---5 coloured mushrooms
----a bottle of rum (with a note saying -Coz it your favorite)
-a voucher from Frankies Furniture for 50%
-a wand of unknown use (tho it has a flame symbol on it.)
-and a pair of ear rings.[/tabs]