Outbreak ~ a TEST game -- first player draft

BadgeAddict · Post by **BadgeAddict** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:04 am

Jeb has an outstanding tab at the local pub where he drinks and his nephew works, yet somehow he scrapes enough money together for another drink. He keeps trying to convince Jack to give him drinks for free. As well as saying things like "Heh, Jack..I may be your father you know..."

ChuckDaRighteous · Post by **ChuckDaRighteous** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:20 am

nikohl wrote:Your two descriptions immediately made me think of My Name Is Earl, so I just -had- to bring in a ridiculous Joy-type character. She won't be that much of an asshole though.

Had intended my guy to be a little more "gone straight" with occasional wild moments but I can work with this too. Also why is it that we're asked to create a family and all of us immediately head more towards dysfunctional than we do with our normal characters. I wonder what that says about us?...

Chuck: I figure with the amount of IC and OOC bickering we've managed to do recently we should be able to have fun with this, haha!

Not done busting my balls yet? Jeez, its like we're already an ol' married couple. All bickering, no sex. Can this marriage even be called RP?

Arch Lich Burns · Post by **Arch Lich Burns** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:28 am

Aunt Marrie
Some say she maybe crazy, but she knows she is the most sane person around. She has witnessed people being captured by those...grey bug eye bastards. They know they are behind her daughter's disappearance. Those aliens will pay and when she sees one, it will wish it were dead! She has fashioned tinfoil hats for everybody to protect them from the aliens, along with butt plugs to prevent aliens probbin them, and safety whistles incase they come across un of em aliens. This whole thing about dead a bein alive? Aliens. Now she has proof they exist, cause there aint no other possible explaination. While she does have a house, it is a decoy for the aliens. She really hides from them in plain sight, ya hear? She dresses up like a homeless person (and smells like one too) to prevent herself bein target of em aliens.

askstoomuch · Post by **askstoomuch** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:32 am

We got or selfs a redneck family !

now is aunt marrie married to jeb or is she his sister ?

also how old is jack
and what job does peter have ?

BadgeAddict · Post by **BadgeAddict** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:33 am

Aunt marrie is typically avoided... and Jeb swears that she is the spawn of the milk man and their mother and thus not as directly related to himself.

Jeb spends all of his money and time at the pub and has thus remained a "respectable" bachelor...his Bachelor pad consists of an old futon in his brothers basement.

Thinks said how old Jack is...in her first post.

askstoomuch · Post by **askstoomuch** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:35 am

whoops must have read over that

god I love these characters this is gonna be fun =D

ChuckDaRighteous · Post by **ChuckDaRighteous** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:36 am

askstoomuch wrote:We got or selfs a redneck family !

now is aunt marrie married to jeb or is she his sister ?

huh, I was thinking she'd be Missy's sister. If I'm going to be in a dysfunctional marriage it makes me feel better knowing i married the hot sane one.

and what job does peter have ?

I'm going to go with construction.

Arch Lich Burns · Post by **Arch Lich Burns** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:43 am

Marrie punches Jeb in the arm. "ya know that aint true and even if it was ya still be my idiot brother. Naw put on yer hat i gave ya, ya need ta protect yaself from aliens."

So why can it not be both?

Serously thou i figured her to be missy's soster

BadgeAddict · Post by **BadgeAddict** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:51 am

oh good...hot stuff missy needs a nutty system..otherwise this world would be unbalanced...and no..jeb is not married...except maybe to missy....in his mind.

Arch Lich Burns · Post by **Arch Lich Burns** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:55 am

And Marrie gets to flirt with you. So i call it a win win.

BadgeAddict · Post by **BadgeAddict** » Fri May 08, 2015 10:06 am

ooo boy.... Marrie...crazy lady, often attempts an alien mating dance with her...Jeb avoids her like the plague.

I can see things like this happening:

Marrie: Hey there Jeb...you like what you see (Waggling her booty at him)
Jeb: Damn it Marrie...it is not the time ...can't you see there are people trying to eat us....

(Phrases used by Jeb a lot)
"Damn it Marrie"

Post by **nikohl** » Fri May 08, 2015 10:48 am

What? No... I ain't got no sister... that ol' coot just says she's related to me to get street cred.

(We got chicken fingers fer dinner, Marrie... seven sharp.)

BadgeAddict · Post by **BadgeAddict** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:06 am

burns, not to tell you what kind of character to make...but how about cousin marrie instead...

that allows you to be young, crazy and best of all...more distantly related to all of us.

Post by **nikohl** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:16 am

I like her being Missy's sister, Missy and Marrie sounds good. I just think it's funny that in the street Missy would be like "hell no that homeless crazy person isn't related to me" and then when no-one's looking she'd be like "come round for dinner!"

ChuckDaRighteous · Post by **ChuckDaRighteous** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:21 am

nikohl wrote:then when no-one's looking she'd be like "come round for dinner!"

Not even going to wait for the game to start to begin torturing me.

BadgeAddict · Post by **BadgeAddict** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:23 am

nikohl...how about a family portrait doodle? I mean...if you want to...I think it would look hilarious...

Like this, but with our characters...with maybe some zombies at the bottom trying to get at us...

Post by **nikohl** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:27 am

Haha... maybe when I have time. I've still got Chuck's character from CoA to draw, plus Mr Green. Also I'm doing a Potential update right now and I didn't do any housework during my week off. But yeah, I'll add it to my list of things that it'd be fun to doodle :>

askstoomuch · Post by **askstoomuch** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:32 am

I am just loving the McWhirdyl family

it's gonna be such a shame when you all get eaten, i'll try to start working on stats and skills

BadgeAddict · Post by **BadgeAddict** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:34 am

what'll be a shame is when this bus crashes at turn 5

Arch Lich Burns · Post by **Arch Lich Burns** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:37 am

...also i vote for the name McMacMick

BadgeAddict · Post by **BadgeAddict** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:47 am

1 McMacMick (Burns)
2 McWhirdyl (Thinks, Badge)

ChuckDaRighteous · Post by **ChuckDaRighteous** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:49 am

1 McMacMick (Burns)
3 McWhirdyl (Thinks, Badge, Chuck)

BadgeAddict · Post by **BadgeAddict** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:53 am

Oh...and Jeb also typically wears a truckers hat, hiding his baldness and showing off his mullet...

Post by **nikohl** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:59 am

I can't in good faith vote for McMacMick, so stick me down for McWhirdyl too.

Also, all of us can't be McWhirdyl. Missy and the boys can be, because Missy married in and the other three are blood. But Marrie would have whatever Missy's maiden name was, unless she married someone also, at which point she'd have another surname.

For us all to be McWhirdyl, Marrie's going to have to be Mrs Jeb

Arch Lich Burns · Post by **Arch Lich Burns** » Fri May 08, 2015 12:02 pm

I was mostly joking for mcmacmick

didnt expect for serousness

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