The Sundered Way - OOC

[Lurks_In_Shadows]

Ah yes, the orcs! The Klingons of the D&D universe!

[Rodgeir]

I think the yelled conversation passes for friendly banter among orcs.

[M0rtimer]

Yeah, I think Randy's making friends. They'll come out, do some sparring, then invite him in for a drink. A couple tall tales about defeating a mummy lord, having the witch use detect magic when they don't believe him, and he'll be walking out with the cart in no time..!

Definitely how things are gonna go.

[spiderwrangler]

I'm sure Randy's Dark Past™ won't get in the way of that either.

[M0rtimer]

Oh that's just part of the plan. He'll keep the rage bottled up inside... Then piss in their ale before leaving.

That'll teach em, right?

[spiderwrangler]

Most definitely.

[thinkslogically]

I think the yelled conversation passes for friendly banter among orcs.

Funnily enough, this is also true in Glasgow on Friday / Saturday nights

[spiderwrangler]

That's because Klingons are the Scotsmen of space?

[Theis2]

That must explain why Scandinavia got so peaceful after the viking era.. we left our viking beserkers in Glasgow

[Lurks_In_Shadows]

Oh that's just part of the plan. He'll keep the rage bottled up inside... Then piss in their ale before leaving.

That'll teach em, right?

Chances are, they'd either never notice or think it improved it.

[spiderwrangler]

And that's how Randy learned he was diabetic.

[Lurks_In_Shadows]

[thinkslogically]

It was just the 5 prisoners tied out, right?

[spiderwrangler]

Six. Dornikal, the dragonborn, the two humans, the female dwarf, and the half orc.

[thinkslogically]

oh ok, so there's still one tied up?

[spiderwrangler]

Only the human female and the dragonborn have been cut loose.

[Theis2]

And Dornikal
But only 1 left that's alive it seems

[spiderwrangler]

So it would seem.

[Lurks_In_Shadows]

"So it would seem" ? Hmm...
Appearances can be deceiving sometimes. Tess and Coljin may want to double check the "deceased".

[thinkslogically]

That was the plan, yes I just lost track of how many prisoners there were still tied down. I'm going to leave this list here for for my own reference:

2 tied up & unmoving
1 tied up & conscious
3 free & conscious

[M0rtimer]

You know, if ulmwin had an idea about what was going on, he could totally use a suggestion spell on the orc to say that he should totally "Teach Randy a lesson and engage in one on one combat"

[spiderwrangler]

Range of 30 ft is a bit of an issue, but yes...

[Lurks_In_Shadows]

Since job 1 is stalling, even if the orc just wants to kibbitz that's fine.

[Rodgeir]

Have you considered that the orc is doing the same thing but in reverse? Also I now know what kibbitz means!

[BadgeAddict]

Yeah...Randy, I think you should close the distance until you could effectively throw your explosion gem right into the mass of orcs as they exit the cave. EPIC!