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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)

Post by GathersIngredients » Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:29 am

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Very well, Sir. *rams in dull needles with more force, effort (and pain for raaabr) than strictly necessary. Would you also like me to subscribe you to S&M anonymous?


Butler, I made myself sad. Cheer me up!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)

Post by Krulle » Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:13 am

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Yes, Ma'am. Here, have a nice cup of herbal tea. *trips over the head of tiger-skin, throwing the tea all over Miss Sophie*
Eh, I see you're in pain right now. And angry at me. Mission accomplished.



Butler, make this game stop!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)

Post by raaabr » Fri Jan 15, 2016 1:18 pm

Yes sir. I have brought out the local gamestop and have rebranded your mansion as one.



Butler, teach me how to roll dice perfectly!
Sometimes I get the feeling that If I was a goblin I would be called "Chews scenery". I have no idea why people might think that!

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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)

Post by Arch Lich Burns » Fri Jan 15, 2016 2:15 pm

Okay the first thing you do is dice some onions. Then put them in a cup. Then pour. Tada! Perfect dice onions.


Butler, I wish for you to wash Io, the natural satellite Jupiter

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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)

Post by Krulle » Fri Jan 15, 2016 2:54 pm

Sir, I must respectfully demand that you pay the costs I will have to be able to fulfil this deman up front.
Not only NASA would be happy with your funding, also the shares of companies producing sosp have risen.

*comes back a year later, in shorts and Hawaii shirt, with a rather dark brown tan*

Sir, I am finally done with this assignment. Since I rinsed Io too hot, it shrank and consequently the International Astronomical Union has renamed Io consequently to "O". That should be sufficient proof for you that I did my job.
And my bills have made you bankrupt and transferred all your assets to me. So I request you to leave my house now, as my new friends from the IAU and myself desire to party.


Butler, go and shoot at least one goal more for ADO this weekend than Ajax will shoot this weekend.
(referring to football, ADO The Hague vs. Ajax Amsterdam is this weekend. ADO is nearly bankrupt, and Ajax the very big favourite in this game.)
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)

Post by GathersIngredients » Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:56 am

*goes into a local sport club and scores goals* There you go, Sir.

Oh, you meant goals that actually would COUNT for their game? You should have said so.




Butler, find me a way to keep WearsHats healthy and well rested.
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)

Post by Krulle » Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:57 pm

Sure.
I assume his ashes will stay well rested and healthy for the rest of eternity.

Butler, my job is going down the drain. Make it stop (your own job depends on it!).
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)

Post by raaabr » Fri Feb 05, 2016 11:37 am

I've clogged the drain with new legislative papers that should extend your time in office, sir. That should do the trick.





Butler, find me a DMV that is perfectly fine and pleasant.
Sometimes I get the feeling that If I was a goblin I would be called "Chews scenery". I have no idea why people might think that!

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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)

Post by Krulle » Sat Feb 06, 2016 2:47 am

Sure, Sir. This https://dmv.mathematik.de club seems to be a perfectly fine and pleasant association of German Mathematicians (DMV).
It will also help you understandig Gauss, Euler, and Pythagoras.

Butler, cut me some fresh mudcake in the monsoon!
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