Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
- raaabr
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
As requested, sir. Your Tomcat trained in meteorology.
Butler, analyze the house of leaves.
Butler, analyze the house of leaves.
Sometimes I get the feeling that If I was a goblin I would be called "Chews scenery". I have no idea why people might think that!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Can't do it Sir, everyone has left already. (Badum - tsss.)
Butler, create my portrait using ant-acid and sugar.
Butler, create my portrait using ant-acid and sugar.
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Random dragons I help growing up: And my own dragons are here. The hatched ones like the clicks!
Skill Table Cheat Sheet for my players in the Minesweepers game.
Random dragons I help growing up: And my own dragons are here. The hatched ones like the clicks!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
I would love to, but all our base belongs to someone else... I can make it in sugar and caramel pudding?
Butler, fetch me the hammer of he who observes and shows signs of happiness!
Butler, fetch me the hammer of he who observes and shows signs of happiness!
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- raaabr
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Fetched, sir. You may add it to your trophy wall, along with the Rocket, and the Hat, sir.
Butler, Get me a bucket of Elbow Grease
Butler, Get me a bucket of Elbow Grease
Sometimes I get the feeling that If I was a goblin I would be called "Chews scenery". I have no idea why people might think that!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Your in luck sir just give me a moment to wring out my clothes.
Butler, go save Tempts Fate, where ever he is.
Butler, go save Tempts Fate, where ever he is.
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Yes, Sir I will transfer a million pounds to Mr. Thunt immediately...
Butler, Secure our berth on the Queen Mary...
Butler, Secure our berth on the Queen Mary...
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
It is so secure that I am certain that nothing less than a team of trained ninjas will be able to break into your berth now that the QM has sailed over the horizon.
Butler, bottle me some unicorn farts. I like the rainbows.
Butler, bottle me some unicorn farts. I like the rainbows.
I survived the forum move 4 times... yeah, I feel old.
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Sir, I shall begin preparing Baked Beans.
Butler, get me a bucket of Steam!
Butler, get me a bucket of Steam!
Sometimes I get the feeling that If I was a goblin I would be called "Chews scenery". I have no idea why people might think that!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Right away sir. How many games would you like in your bucket and can I borrow your Platinum card?
Butler, find me a Unicorn's demonic godchild!
Butler, find me a Unicorn's demonic godchild!
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"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
One planet-sized Transformer coming right up!
(Or did Sir mean a narwhal? Sometimes it's hard to tell with you, Sir.)
Butler, the medications and therapies aren't doing any good. Get me a good night's sleep.
(Or did Sir mean a narwhal? Sometimes it's hard to tell with you, Sir.)
Butler, the medications and therapies aren't doing any good. Get me a good night's sleep.
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- raaabr
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
I'll get the Forget-Me-Stick, sir.
Butler, don't follow this command!
Butler, don't follow this command!
Sometimes I get the feeling that If I was a goblin I would be called "Chews scenery". I have no idea why people might think that!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Sir is feeling a bit contrary, I see.
Butler, fetch me the maps to Atlantis, El Dorado, Mount Olympus, and the Fountain of Youth. I must figure out my travel agenda.
Butler, fetch me the maps to Atlantis, El Dorado, Mount Olympus, and the Fountain of Youth. I must figure out my travel agenda.
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Yes, Sir. Maps to Atlantis (Casino and resort located in the Bahamas), El Dorado (casino and resort in Nevada), Mount Olympus (highest actual mountain in Greece), and The Fountain Of Youth (park in Florida). Although, if I might suggest, the Mount Olympus resort (located in Oregon) and Fountain of Youth spa (in California) might be more what Sir is looking for.
Butler, my dog is getting old. Make him young and healthy again. (And don't think you can fool me by buying a puppy of the same breed. That trick stopped working after I turned 7. ... Okay, 17.)
Butler, my dog is getting old. Make him young and healthy again. (And don't think you can fool me by buying a puppy of the same breed. That trick stopped working after I turned 7. ... Okay, 17.)
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- raaabr
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Yes,Sir. Should I call Medea? Or would sir not like to drink Dog stew?
Butler, take a course in how to actually be an effective Butler.
Butler, take a course in how to actually be an effective Butler.
Sometimes I get the feeling that If I was a goblin I would be called "Chews scenery". I have no idea why people might think that!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Hmm. I seem to have created a massive screeching halt...
Butler, revitalize this game!
Butler, revitalize this game!
Sometimes I get the feeling that If I was a goblin I would be called "Chews scenery". I have no idea why people might think that!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Certainly, Sir. Step back, please, while I am using the defibrillator.
Butler! Get me a gooseberry bush that will thrive in Canada's climate and some packaging materials to mail it.
Butler! Get me a gooseberry bush that will thrive in Canada's climate and some packaging materials to mail it.
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Yes, Madam shall I also schedule your burning by the Canadian Invasive Species League for this afternoon?
Butler, get me the next set of winning lottery numbers...
Butler, get me the next set of winning lottery numbers...
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Aye sir, which agency would you like me to bribe this time? And for how much?
Butler, I wish for a genuine Angus delmonico steak, medium rare with a baked potato on the side. served promptly at 6 pm.
Butler, I wish for a genuine Angus delmonico steak, medium rare with a baked potato on the side. served promptly at 6 pm.
"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
- raaabr
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
*sigh*. Yes Madam, I'll use the time machine and teleporter to get to New York. You know how much I dislike being pulled apart like a ball of yarn, Madam.
Butler, bring forth the one who knows nothing, yet is knowledgeable above all else!
Butler, bring forth the one who knows nothing, yet is knowledgeable above all else!
Sometimes I get the feeling that If I was a goblin I would be called "Chews scenery". I have no idea why people might think that!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Yes Sir, I will fetch your teenage daughter immediately....
Butler, Bring me the head of Tina Fey...
Butler, Bring me the head of Tina Fey...
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Just the head, Sir? Or the head with the rest of the body still attached?
Butler, get me the secret original Sacher Torte recipe!
Butler, get me the secret original Sacher Torte recipe!
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- raaabr
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Yes, Madam. I shall get both Original Recipes for lucrative amounts and serve you both at every meal. Then I shall give you this convenient recipe found on Wikipedia:
(By the way, Madam, Excellent taste)
Butler, find me a clairvoyant who is legitimate!
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Butler, find me a clairvoyant who is legitimate!
Sometimes I get the feeling that If I was a goblin I would be called "Chews scenery". I have no idea why people might think that!
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Sir, I have found this clairvoyant to be a legitimate fraud.
Butler, prove the unprovable is unprovable.
Butler, prove the unprovable is unprovable.
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
I thought we'd been through this, Sir. In order for the Creator of the Universe to exist, such a being must needs have an existence outside the known universe. We do not currently have the technology to look outside the known universe. Furthermore, any effects of the existence of such a being would, of necessity, be inherent to the fabric of the universe as we know it. Therefore, the existence (or nonexistence) of such a Creator is proven to be unprovable.
Butler, make me feel better.
Butler, make me feel better.
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"(Asks), why do you want to shoot all of my favorite animals out of guns?" - JibJib
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Re: Butler, cut me some milk! (Open to all!)
Yes, Sir. Which near-death experience would you prefer this time? You always feel better after escaping Death's cold grasp.
Butler, make sure there are NO plane crashes in the next 48 hours.
Butler, make sure there are NO plane crashes in the next 48 hours.
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