The Watchtower (Anyone can play!)

[Patdragon]

then you should go back to Mordor and have a look

[Zigit]

Yes, but are they going to simply walk to Mordor, I don't think so.

[Patdragon]

find somw giant eagles to ride then

[GathersIngredients]

Or maybe we could just ask Hambut what he WANTS. I mean, obviously he isn't THAT interested in finding Lara, if he's been wandering around for 10 years in a place where the likelihood of finding her is next to zero. (Nil? Naught? What's the correct word here? I've always been stumped by the sheer amount of words for 0 that then English language has come up with.)
I can understand. Mordor is a pretty unhealthy place to be.

If he's content to just keep on wandering, let him. Maybe we'll run into someone else, who has a more pressing quest/agenda. I'm all for helping people, but only if they want/need help.

[Davecom3]

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Fifteen birds in five firtrees,
their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze!
But, funny little birds, they had no wings!
O what shall we do with the funny little things?
Roast 'em alive, or stew them in a pot;
fry them, boil them and eat them hot?

Burn, burn tree and fern!
Shrivel and scorch! A fizzling torch
To light the night for our delight,
Ya hey!

Bake and toast 'em, fry and roast 'em!
till beards blaze, and eyes glaze;
till hair smells and skins crack,
fat melts and bones black
in cinders lie
beneath the sky!
So dwarves shall die,
and light the night for our delight,
Ya hey!
Ya-harri-hey!

Sorry, just got the urge to post this.

Oh, and this just goes to prove dwarves are just goblin potatoes.

[RidcullyJack]

Or maybe we could just ask Hambut what he WANTS.

This, with apologies to Hambut for not thinking to ask him what we could do for him earlier.

[WearsHats]

"Say, Hambut, you do actually want to find this girl, right? I mean, you've been wandering around the world for 10 years, and you've never gone back to the last place you saw her..."

"Of course I want to find her! I've spent the last 10 years of my life looking for her! But who in their right mind would stay in Mordor? That's why I've been looking everywhere else."

"Well, if you've checked everywhere else, maybe you should try Mordor again. This time, with a dog and a dragon to try to track her scent."

"Worth a try. I must really love this girl, if I'm willing to go back there..."

"The goblins say we shouldn't just walk there, though."

"Of course. You don't just walk into Mordor. I thought everyone knew that."

"Hey, that must be what that weird thing up in the sky was saying. We started walking towards Mordor, and it flashed a 'don't walk' sign at us."

"So how do we get there?"

"The goblins say to look for a giant eagle."

They all looked around, but the only thing they saw in the sky was the weird thing with the flashing sign.

[GathersIngredients]

Ride the zeppelin (= weird thing in the sky) to Mordor!

(Get Lockheed to fly up there and manipulate the controls in a way that it lands. Or the steering flaps, if that works better. Then mount it/enter the the cabin (if any) and fly, you fools! That last underlined bit there, was an insider pun to people who have seen the movie.)

Watch out for any towers with glowing orbs at the top, though. Try to stay out of the light beam it might emit.

[Patdragon]

If there is away to get up to the Zeppelin (the one item if you see you know your in a parallel/illusionary world) you should try and get up to it if it looks like you an ride in it.

If not...erm...rather than walking to Mordor find something to ride, or at a push try moving in a way that is not classed as walking like, running,skipping or rolling to Mordor.

[Zigit]

What you need is a flying eagle, which means you need to talk to a moth.... Except maybe you need to be a wizard to talk to moths..... I know, find a deaf, dumb and blind kid to speak sign to the moth. So that the moth can talk to the giant eagle to get you a ride to Mordor.. Or that other plan, yea that'll probably work better.

Need either more or less drugs for this game... wait I don't do drugs. More drugs, Need more drugs.

[WearsHats]

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Sorry. I should have posted sooner, but I kept thinking I would be able to do it soon. (Gee, I wonder if that's what Thunt is thinking...) The Zeppelin idea will work. I just need to be able to write it. It's been a really rough couple of weeks, and there's a family event this weekend. Hopefully, I'll do the writing and plotting early next week.

[RidcullyJack]

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Sorry. I should have posted sooner, but I kept thinking I would be able to do it soon. (Gee, I wonder if that's what Thunt is thinking...) The Zeppelin idea will work. I just need to be able to write it. It's been a really rough couple of weeks, and there's a family event this weekend. Hopefully, I'll do the writing and plotting early next week.

Take it easy, we'll get there when we get there. We understand. In-world, Hambut is probably still talking anyway, so take your time.

[Zigit]

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Sorry. I should have posted sooner, but I kept thinking I would be able to do it soon. (Gee, I wonder if that's what Thunt is thinking...) The Zeppelin idea will work. I just need to be able to write it. It's been a really rough couple of weeks, and there's a family event this weekend. Hopefully, I'll do the writing and plotting early next week.

No worries. Just a crazy idea I came up with... Take all the time you need.