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Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:49 am

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Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:53 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/11222006/ wrote:
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This is bonus update #1!

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This page fits better to the previous chapter, IMHO

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/11232006/ wrote:
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ViperGoblin: Ready Vipers...

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ViperGoblin: Now!

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http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/11242006/ wrote:
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SFX: Crack

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Cole: We missed some of them. Should we do another charge?
Grem: No, too crowded.

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Grem: Cole, lead the riders down the hill and help my mother. I will finish the battle here.

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:00 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/11262006/ wrote:
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Guard 1: This is ridiculous. I mean seriously, who guards a sewage pipe? I can understand posting elite guards at the gates and on the wall, but this is too much.
Guard 2: Well the Captain thinks there might be a Goblin invasion.

Guard 1: Oh please. There are no Goblins anywhere near here.

Complains of Names: I mean seriously, who guards a sewage pipe?

Thaco: They have really raised security around here. I wonder why they would...

Thaco: Oh no.
Chief: What?

Thaco: It's Fumbles. They've captured Fumbles inside the city and so now they've placed extra guards out here.

Big Ears: Are you saying he's dead?!
Thaco: No, Goblinslayer wouldn't kill him yet.

Thaco: If we can get into that pipe, I know the way to some drainage holes that lead into the lower dungeons. It's where they used to take new captives for questioning. If Fumbles is there, we might be able to grab him and run. Assuming they haven't changed the layout.

Chief: Well, it looks like we can squeeze through that grate, but what about those guards?

Thaco: Alright, here's what I'm going to do. I'm gonna throw this stone into those bushes over there. As soon as the guards go to investigate the noise. We dart into the pipe.

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[Panel 10: pretty sure it should've been a comma, mistyped?]

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/11272006/ wrote:
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SFX: Rustle

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Guard 1: Someone's throwing rocks at us from the woods!
Guard 2: Get 'em!

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Guard 2: There's no one here. They must've run away. It was probably some kids or something.
Guard 1: It was probably a random encounter.

Guard 2: No way. Random encounters happen to people who are travelling. You can't randomly encounter a monster just by standing around.

Guard 1: You're nuts! My brother randomly encountered an Umber Hulk last winter while he was going to the bathroom!
Guard 2: Your brother is a liar and a drunk.

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/11282006/ wrote:
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Guard 1: Fine, let's ask Phil!
Guard 2: Oh, don't go all bitch-dice on me. It doesn't matter.
Guard 1: No, no, let's ask him!

Guard 1: Hey Phil!

Guard Phil: What!

Guard 1: Can random encounters happen if you're just standing around?
Guard Phil: It depends on the encounter chart being used. Some charts are based off of distance travelled while others use time to determine the odds of an encounter.

Guard 1: Thanks!
Guard Phil: No problem!
Guard Phil: Moron.

Guard Phil: As I was saying, there's no real ship as can match the interceptor for speed.

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Guard 3: Holy...
Guard 3: Goblins!

Complains of Names: Go!

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:27 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/12022006/ wrote:
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Thaco: C'mon, hurry up!
Chief: Run, run!

SFX: Tooo Dooooooooo
Guard 3: More soldiers!
Guard 3: We need more soldiers over here!
SFX: Thwup

SFX. Thump Thump

Complains of Names: You go in first, I'll stay here until you're inside!
Big Ears: No way! You go first and I'll hold them off!
SFX: Ca-Click

Complains: I'm not arguing this with you!
Thaco: Stop screwing around and get in here!
SFX: Theck
SFX: Splish

Big Ears: Listen, between the two of us, who is lawful good?

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SFX: Theck Theck
Complains: Good point.

Guard Phil: What's the matter with you?! Can't you even hit one of them?
Guard 4: At this angle, that pipe is giving them some cover, sir.

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/12032006/ wrote:
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SFX: Theck

SFX: Theck Thack

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Guard 2: Ha!

Big Ears: Yaaaaaah!

Guard 1: I got it!
Guard 2: Don't let go!

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Complains of Names: Grab him!

Guard 1 or Guard 2 or Complains or Thaco: I'm losing him!

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/12042006/ wrote:
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Chief: Aaaaaaah!

Guard 2: Gah!

SFX: Splash

Thaco: Look out!
SFX: Clang

SFX: Crack
Guard 1: Eeaaa!

Complains of Names: C'mon, we are leaving!

Guard 1: Huff
Guard 1: Huff
Guard 2: Huff

Guard 2: Captain Goblinslayer was right! Brassmoon is in the midst of a Goblin invasion!

Guard 1: Things are about to get nasty.

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:29 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/12092006/ wrote:
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SFX: Ting Ting

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SFX: Schunk

Borrl: Raaa!

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http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/12102006/ wrote:
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SFX: Thup Thup

Duv, the White Terror: Aaaah!

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Borrl: Gack!

Borrl: ...gkkkgg...

SFX: Whap
SFX: Fwup

SFX: Crunch

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Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:32 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/12222006/ wrote:
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Chief (Magic): Cure Light Wounds!
SFX: Foom

Chief: How's that?
Big Ears: Much better thanks.

Thaco: Good, then let's keep moving. It's about an hour and a half to the lower dungeons.

Chief: I had no idea that humans could build something like this. It's like a giant maze!
Complains of Names: No, it's like what a giant maze would crap out. This place smells.

Thaco: It's the maze-like quality of this place that's gonna keep us alive. Right now there are waves of elite guards combing these sewers, looking for us.

Thaco: If we do encounter any guards, try hiding in the shadows. Humans can't see in the dark.
Complains: They can't? Seriously?

Chief: Yeah, it's true. I remember Hawl talking about it. Y'know how we use fire to see fined details in the dark, like reading scrolls and stuff? Well, Humans can't see anything! If there's no light, they'll literally bump into walls or walk off a cliff!

Complains: Man, how have these creatures not been wiped out?

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/12232006/ wrote:
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Thaco: One other thing, we have to remember that there are two kinds of guards in this city. The one with the white markings are elites. They all volunteered for that job and have a strong hatred for our kind. They are evil. But the ones with the blue marking are just trying to protect their city. They don't necessarily have the same views as the elites.
Thaco: Keep this in mind if we're forced to fight.

Chief: But how do we even know that the elite guards are evil? If they see us as evil, then they...
Big Ears: They're evil.

Big Ears: At least the two at the sewer pipe were.
Chief: How do you know?

Big Ears: I could detect it. It was as though I could smell a vile odour on them. Not with my nose, but with... I don't know...

Big Ears: ...my heart I guess.

Chief: And that's what detecting evil feels like? A bad smell?
Big Ears: Well, yes and no.

Big Ears: Imagine the worst thing that's ever happened to you. Now imagine that it's not just happening to you, but to everyone you care about. That's kind of what evil feels like.

Chief: Blaa! That sounds unbearable! Why would anyone want to become a Paladin?!

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Big Ears: So others don't have to.

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:36 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/12302006/ wrote:
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Guard: Man, this place stinks. I can't bear it.
Guard: Just be grateful that there are enchantments to keep this stench from rising up into the city.

GuardCommander: Shut up and stay sharp, you dungheaps! For all we know, here could be a thousand Goblins camped down here!

GuardCommander: I wanna see everyone on their toes!

Complains of Names: Okay...
Complains: ...that makes three close calls and four wrong turns. Thaco, are you sure that you can...

Thaco: We're here.

Thaco: If we climb this wall at this spot, we'll reach a drainage hole that'll lead to the lower dungeons where Fumbles may be.

Thaco: Complains, if you climb up right over there, you'll reach a drain that'll give you a good view of the hallway above. If you don't see any guards, give me a signal and I'll go in and start looking around.

Chief: Wait, how do you know all of this?

Thaco: Because this is where I escaped from.

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Dellyn Goblinslayer (flashback in Thaco's mind): You see what you make me do, Thaco?
Thaco (flashback in Thaco's mind): Aaaah!

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Chief: Something's wrong.

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Thaco (thinking): Oh no.
Thaco (thinking): How could I have been so stupid?

Thaco (thinking): The drain has been barred up! Of course! They knew that I'd escaped through here, so naturally they'd block it off!

Big Ears: You okay, Thaco? For a moment there, Chief and I thought you were going to fall.

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/01022007/ wrote:
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Thaco: They put bars on the holes! I took us down here for nothing and doomed Fumbles!
Big Ears: What? No, there has to be a way.

Big Ears: Maybe we can take the bars off or maybe there are other areas that we can check.

Big Ears or Thaco: These damn bars are solid. They aren't moving.

Thaco: And the only other way in that I know of, is through the damn front door!

Fumbles: Huh?
Fumbles: Thaco?
Forehead Fumbles: Monster

Fumbles: Is that you?

Big Ears: Vorpal! Are you okay?!

Fumbles: Big Ears? is it really you?
Forehead Fumbles: Monster

Fumbles: Ears! You have to get me outta here! Please!
Forehead Fumbles: Monster

Big Ears: Just hang in there buddy, we're uh... working on a...

Big Ears: ...a plan.
Big Ears: Of some kind.
Personally, I would have put this page into the next chapter, but again, the author chose the division.

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:41 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/01062007/ wrote:
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Complains of Names (thinking): Oh sonova crap!

Complains (thinking): C'mon guys, look over here!

Thaco: Ears, Complains is goin' nuts over there. I think guards are coming.

Big Ears: Vorpal listen to me. We're going to find a way to get you out, but right now we have to go.

Fumbles: No! Please Ears, I'm so scared! Please don't go!

Fumbles: Don't leave without me! Please! I'm scared!

Fumbles: Ears?

Big Ears: There has to be a way to get to him. I mean, he's only a few feet away.

Big Ears: I can hear him, he's right there!
Thaco: Ears...

Big Ears: Maybe we can wiggle these bumpy parts out or something.
Thaco: Ears, we have to go.

Fumbles: Please don't leave without me. Don't leave me here alone.

Big Ears: Aaaaa!

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:46 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/01122007/ wrote:
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Thaco: Listen to me, dammit!
Thaco: If we don't leave this area right now, we're all going to die!

Fumbles: Pleehease! Don't go!
Big Ears: You three leave without me. I'm not leaving him here to die alone in the dark.

Thaco: Ears.
Thaco: Blindly throwing yourself into the fires of hell won't stop others from burning.

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Fumbles: Ears?
Fumbles: Ears, are you there?!

Fumbles: Noooo! Come back!
Fumbles: Please!

Fumbles: Don't leave me! Oh Gods please!
Chief: What's wrong? Why aren't we getting Fumbles?
Thaco: The way is blocked. We can't get in.

Chief: Well is there another way in?
Big Ears: There's only the front door.
Chief: The front door? Won't that be heavily guarded?
Thaco: Very, but that won't be our biggest problem.

Thaco: Once inside, we'd have to navigate through Human infested hallways and none of us know the layout. There are also security gates scattered all over the dungeons and I'm pretty sure each one needs its own key to open.

Complains of Names: So what are you saying? That you just want to forget about Fumbles?
Complains: To hell with that!

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Thaco: I'm saying that there's an entire army between us and him and as hard as it is to accept, we might not have the power to save him! We might have to...

Thaco: ...well...

Thaco: ...we might have to accept that he's gone.

Big Ears: What in the nine hells is wrong with you? Vorpal is counting on us to save him and you're acting like he's already dead!

Big Ears: Well, I'm not abandoning my friend!

Big Ears: I am not letting One Eye die!

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Big Ears: I mean...

Big Ears: You know what I mean.

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Complains of Names: Fumbles would face any danger to save any of us. I don't care how much blood it takes, I'm not leaving Brassmoon without him.

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Thaco: So instead of one dead Goblin, we'll have five.

Thaco: I promise you that if we do this... If we try to rescue Fumbles, there'll be no happy ending for us. You don't have to be a fortune teller to see that.

Complains of Names: Listen, I know that you're afraid, but...

Thaco: You don't know what fear is!

Thaco: Above us is a place that can combine terror and agony in a way as to create a hell that you never thought possible!

Thaco: Yes, I'm afraid. I've never been so afraid!

Thaco: Look, you know how I feel. But whatever we decide, I think we should stay together.

Big Ears: Chief should decide.

Big Ears: I mean, he is our chief, right?

Chief: Me? I don't... Well this is different than what a chief normally...
Thaco: I agree. Like Ears says, you are our chief.

Thaco: Right?

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Chief: Thaco, if you can tell me that there is absolutely no chance of us being able to rescue Fumbles, then we'll call this mission a failure and leave. But if there's even the slightest chance that we can succeed, then we have to try.

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Thaco: Alright, here's our plan...

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:50 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/01202007/ wrote:
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Emblems: G S
Guard Hagrid: So anyways, these guys were on the third sub-level of the caverns of undead Drow, when they decided to...
Guard: Wait a minute, how do you know what a group of adventurers where doing deep inside some dungeon crawl?

Guard Hagrid: Because my friend's cousin was a hireling. He was down there with 'em!
Emblems: G S

Guard Hagrid: So they decide to rest in an empty room, right? Y'know, to heal up and stuff. Suddenly, the Dwarf decides that he's gotta... y'know...
Guard Hagrid: "Do his business".
SFX: ChkClak Rattle

SFX: Creeeeeek
Guard Hagrid: So he squats down in a corner and starts taking a crap! The rest of the group is complaining and screaming bloody murder, but this Dwarf, he just explains that it's too dangerous for him to go looking for privacy in a dungeon crawl.
Text over dungeon door: Elite

Guard: So what happened?
Guard Hagrid: So the Dwarf gets roleplaying XP!

Guard: What?
Guard Hagrid: Well adventurers don't usually pay attention to details like going to the bathroom. They're more about kicking in doors and slaying monsters, right? I guess the dungeon master was impressed. But here's the kicker...

Guard Hargid: That roleplaying XP caused him to go up a level!
Guard: Are you telling me that this Dwarf went up a level from taking a dump?!
Guard Hagrid: It happened right there in the corner!

Guard: So what did the rest of the party do?
Guard Hagrid: What do you think they did?

Guard Hagrid: They started pooping all over the place.

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/01212007/ wrote:
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Fumbles: Noooo! Come back! Please!
Guard: Is that the new Goblin?
Guard Hagrid: I think so. They say that it walked right into the city and tried to eat some kids.

Fumbles: Don't leave me! Oh Gods please!
Guard: Sounds like it's already delusional.
Guard Hagrid: Good. Means the Captain hasn't been going soft on the little bastard.

Guard: I've been thinking. You know how they say that only one monster ever escaped?
Guard Hagrid: Y'mean the Legend of Thaco the Goblin? Sure.

Guard: Well what if the new Goblin is Thaco coming back for revenge?
Guard Hagrid: Don't be stupid. That was seven years ago. That Goblin is long dead by now.

Guard: Yeah, I guess you're....

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Guard: Hey, how could Thaco have escaped this place seven years ago if the elites weren't formed until after that close call with those Greyblood Orcs one year ago?

Guard Hagrid: You rookies don't know anything. For six years, this place was run by just Saral Caine and the Goblin Slayer. They were only a couple of low level adventurers back then. Y'know, best buddies. The dungeon could only hold a dozen monsters at a time and didn't have any of the financial backing it has now. After the close call with those damn Orcs, Goblin Slayer explained to the mayor how much this city needed an army that specialized wiping out monsters.

Guard: Oh, okay. I guess that's why these lower areas look so much gloomier than the upper areas,
Guard Hagrid: Yup, the upper areas weren't added until recently.

Guard Hagrid: Alright, you ready to see something cool?

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:48 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/01272007/ wrote:
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Complains of Names: This is a bad idea.
Big Ears: Complains, if we don't eat something soon, we're going to start taking constitution penalties and unless you want to eat the rations in Chief's backpack that have been soaking in that sewage...

Complains: I'm not talking about food, I'm talking about this plan to get Fumbles. There has to be a less suicidal way to do this.

Thaco: Alright, the marketplace was nice and empty. Most of the merchant tents had nothing in them, but there were a few things I could find.
Big Ears: Did you leave some coins from Chief's backpack in place of the food?

Thaco: Yes, I left some coins.
Big Ears: Which ones?

Thaco: The silver ones.
Big Ears: Aw, you shoulda left the copper ones. They have a much nicer colour.

Thaco: Someone grab my cane, we can eat while we walk.

Complains: The hell? What is that?
Thaco: It's called bread. It's safe to eat.

Complains: Well did it used to be a plant or an animal?
Thaco: It's Human food. Just eat it.

Complains: Don't you have anything else? This feels like dried up Boar droppings that's been sitting out in the sun.

Thaco: Fine, ya big youngling, gimme that!

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Thaco: Here.

SFX: Sniff Sniff

Complains of Names: Blaa!
Complains: Ears, you better Detect Evil on this stuff!

Thaco: Are you freakin kidding me? You've been crawling through sewage for the last two hours and you can't stand the smell of cheese?!

Complains: What the hell is this stuff made of?
Thaco: Well Humans live around a lot of cows...
Big Ears: Cows?

Chief: Large, fleshy beasts that eat grass.

Thaco: They squeeze the creature's milk out of big, dangling nipples next to its groin. Then they let the lactation go rotten until it hardens and...

Thaco: ...and...

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Thaco: Sigh. Just give me the cheese.

Big Ears: So Thaco, run this plan by me again. We're breaking into the Goblin Slayer's lair?

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/01292007/ wrote:
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Thaco: The only way to get past all those security gates is with the keys and the only person I know that'll have all of those keys is Goblinslayer.

Chief: It seems like that's the sort of thing he'd carry on him, rather than leave in his home, though.

Thaco: I'm hoping he has a key ring of spares stashed somewhere.

Complains of Names: Hoping? You mean the keys that we'll probably die trying to get might not even exist? this is crazy!

Thaco: Really? Crazy? Ya think?

Thaco: Gee, if only there was a wise, elder Goblin who could have told us that this whole thing was crazy a half hour ago.
Thaco: Too bad there's no one like that around!

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Big Ears: I detect sarcasm.
Chief: You have to be a Paladin to detect Thaco's sarcasm?

Big Ears: You have to be a noun to detect Thaco's sarcasm.

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:10 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/02012007/ wrote:
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Guard: So you're feeding an Owlbear. Big freakin...

Owlbear Fluffles: Wooo-Aaaah!
Guard: Gah!

Owlbear Fluffles: Rooo-Aaaah!
Owlbear Fluffles: Ah!
Owlbear Fluffles: Ah!

Guard Hagrid: A thing of beauty, ain't it kid?
Owlbear Fluffles: Wooo-Aah!

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Guard: I think I just earned some roleplaying XP.

Guard Hagrid: I been personally torturing this thing for three months solid. All it knows, understands or remembers is pain and rage. It fears nothing, shows no mercy and will not stop killing until it's dead. Think about it. An army of monsters approaching the walls of Brassmoon and we release thirty or even three hundred of these things on 'em. By the time they kill off our Owlbears, their ranks'd be so ripped apart, that our armies would march right over 'em.

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/02022007/ wrote:
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Guard: We have three hundred of these things?

Guard Hagrid: Not yet. This is just the prototype. As soon as this "Goblins in the sewers" business is taken care of, I'm gonna show my work to the Captain and see what he thinks. I'm definitely getting a promotion over this.

Guard: What's its challenge rating?

Guard Hagrid: Owlbears are normally a challenge rating of 4.

Guard Hagrid: I figure this one is about a 6.

Guard: Wow.
Guard Hagrid: Yeah. I have personified suffering and given it claws.

Guard Hagrid: I have created wounded art. An uncompromising weapon that, in a fit, will rend and tear until there is nothing left. This creature is death.

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Guard Hagrid: I call him Fluffles.

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:15 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/02102007/ wrote:
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Thaco: You got it?
Chief: I got it, I just don't know why we need it.

Thaco: When I give the word, we're going to dart across the road and use this to climb up to that window.
Chief: Thaco, how do you even know that this is the lair of the Goblin Slayer?

Thaco: Hawl used to tell me about when the Goblin Slayer became a Captain. He had the Head Sheriff executed and then took his home. Hawl taught me all about the elites.

Complains of Names: How would Hawl know about this stuff? I thought he just scavenged crap from the outside of the city?

Thaco: Hawl knows a lot more about the elite guards than you think. He was the one who single-handedly stopped the war between Brassmoon and the Orcs of Greyblood.

Complains: Say what?
Big Ears: Well how do we know that the Goblin Slayer isn't at home right now?

Thaco: Trust me. By now ,it's common knowledge that there are Goblins running around the sewers. Goblinslayer is the busiest man in the city right now. The last thing he'll be doing is hanging out at his home.

SFX: Click

Dellyn Goblinslayer: You wanna hurry it up?

Saral Caine: Will you relax Dellyn? Let me just grab my Axe.

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/02112007/ wrote:
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Unidentified Goblin: Is that the Goblin Slayer?
Unidentified Goblin: Shhh.
Unidentified Goblin: Who are the others?
Unidentified Goblin: Shhh!

Big Ears: The two males are both really evil, but the female isn't. Maybe she's a prisoner or...

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Big Ears: Gyaaaah!

Dellyn Goblinslayer: Wha?
Badge: Goblin Slayer

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Dellyn Goblinslayer: Saral, don't forget that we're trying to convince the Mayor that we can replace his current guards. If you do their jobs by rushing out to every mugging or murder that happens in a dark alley, you're just going to make them look better.
Badge: Goblin Slayer

Dellyn Goblinslayer: And we don't want that.
Badge: Goblin Slayer

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Big Ears: Mmmhm!

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Thaco: Okay. They're leaving.

Thaco: Now what the hell was that about?

Big Ears: Evil. So much evil in that axe. Too much.

Chief: Can't you turn off your 'Detect Evil' if you want?
Big Ears: Normally yes, but this was...
Big Ears: ...different.

Thaco: Well are you going to be okay, or do you need to angst it up some more?

Big ears: No (sniff) I'm good.

Complains of Names: Alright, once Thaco and I have this wood set up, you two run across. Hopefully we can do this without being seen.

Complains: Thaco, you want me to take the front? I've got a higher strength so...

Thaco: You just worry about your end, youngling. I'm fine.

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Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:17 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/02172007/ wrote:
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Chief: Alright, they're waving us over. Do you have everything?
Big Ears: Yup.

Chief: Okay then, on the count of three.
Chief: One...

Chief: ...two...

Big Ears: Wait.

Pedestrian 1: Do you wanna go around the south tower?

Pedestrian 2: Naw, that'll take too damn long. Let's just cut through the alleyway here.
Pedestrian 1: Yeah, okay.

Chief: They're coming this way. We have to get back in the sewer.
Big Ears: I already closed the grate. If we open it now, they'll hear us.

SFX: Ta-Tinga
Pedestrian 2: Aw, dammit!
SFX: Ting
Pedestrian 1: Well that was smart.

Pedestrian: Can you see them all?
Pedestrian: No, it's too damn dark!
Big Ears: Now. We have to go now.

Chief: Ears, wait.

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/02182007/ wrote:
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Pedestrian 1: Here's a coin over here.

Pedestrian 2: That's not a coin.

Pedestrian 1: Well what is it?

Pedestrian 2: That's something else.
Pedestrian 1: Ew!

Pedestrian 1: Is that all of them?
Pedestrian 2: Ah, there are one or two more around here somewhere, but they're just copper pieces.

Pedestrian 2: Let's just forget the damn things and go.

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Pedestrian 2: Hey! Stop right there!

Pedestrian 2: What's the matter with you?! Don't you know that these streets are no place to be at night?

Pedestrian 2: Especially now that there are damn Goblins running around!

Pedestrian 2: Now go on, get home!

Pedestrian 2: Damn kids.

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:22 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/02282007/ wrote:
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Label: Hellgiant's weapon
Label: Umber Hulk
Thaco: Alright everyone, let's spread out. Quickly and quietly now.

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Complains of Names: Hey, check it out. Human armour.

Thaco: That's a bedpan. It's for peeing into.

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Complains: We have to get Fumbles back fast. I'm turning into the comic relief.

Big Ears: Hey.
Big Ears: Hey Thaco!

Big Ears: Could this be them?
Bottle label: Shur.. Blo... First S.. red wine

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Thaco: Holy hell

Thaco: This could be them. I mean, we can't know for sure until we reach the security gates, but... this could be them!

Chief: Well then I say that we get the hell out of here before someone comes back.
Complains of Names: Right

Chief or Complains or Big Ears: So we'll get back into the sewers, go to the dungeons and try to figure things out from there.
Thaco: I can't believe we actually found...
Label: ...ant's weapon
Label: Umber...

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Label: ... weapon

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Complains: Thaco, you coming or what?

Complains: Thaco?

Complains: What's wrong? What are you looking at?

Complains: Oh Gods
Chief: Is that...?
Complains: Yes

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/03022007-2/ wrote:
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Complains of Names: Thaco?

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SFX: Pop

SFX: Glug Glug

SFX: Smash

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SFX: Foom
Thaco: Let's go.

Label: Orc blade
Bottle label: ...kull ...lood west.. ..ed ..ne

Label above Orc blade (not yet readable)
Label: Orc blade
Bottle label: ...kull ...lood nest..

Label: Goblin ear

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:28 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/03122007/ wrote:
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ViperGoblin: Nraaa!

SFX: Schunk

Saves a Fox (likely): How's the battle going?
Piss Off I Hava Headache: It'll be over soon. Looks like the Viper clan are winning...

Hava: ...which is good. If those Chorgraks were to win, they'd slaughter us for sure.

K'seliss: Raa! I can't take it anymore!

K'seliss: There is battle happening right now all around me and I'm stuck in this pathetic hut like some...

K'seliss: ...hut...

K'seliss: ...stucky...
K'seliss: ...thing!

K'seliss: If they'd just set me loose, I'd be ripping through those Chorgrak and gnawing on their skulls!

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/03132007/ wrote:
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Saves a Fox: You'd be just as likely to turn those claws on the Vipers.

K'seliss: Damn straight.

SFX: Chopa Chopa
Dixon: What was that?
Kyriel: Feels like something is hitting the hut.

Unidentified something: Hey! Stop!
Unidentified something: We're not warriors in here! We're prisoners!
Unidentified something: No!
SFX: Chopa

Saves a Fox: Hava, what's going on?
Piss Off I Hava Headache: I'm looking, but I can't see anything from this angle. Try looking through a water hole.

SFX: Chopa Chopa

Saves a Fox: Oh...

Saves a Fox: ...No! Stop! We're not Viper clan in here!

SFX: Chopa

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:32 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/03242007/ wrote:
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Saves a Fox: But it doesn't make sense! Why attack a prisoner hut in the midst of a battle?!
Piss Off I Hava Headache: It's the Chorgrak way of war. "Destroy anything and everything in your path, no matter what it is".

K'seliss: That's a load of meatless bones! I've fought Hobgoblins before and if there's one thing they know how to do, it's use strategy in an attack. The little bastards are always one step ahead of ya!
SFX: Chopa

Hava: Not the Chorgrak clan. They're about as dumb as you can get, but they're strong and fearless.
Kobold: Help us! Vipers, help!
Orc (?): The Hobgoblins are attacking us!

Kyriel: Well in a minute or two, this hut is going to fall off the mountain and we'll be crushed!
SFX: Chopa Chop

K'seliss: Arrrrrrr!

K'seliss: Nnnnn!

K'seliss: Well somebody do something! I'm not gonna die with a bunch of food like you!

SFX: Sh-Ching

SFX: Chopa Chopa

SFX: Chopa

Hava: Dies Horribly, how long can you make those green knives?

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/03252007/ wrote:
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Dies Horribly: What?
SFX: Chopa

Dies: I... I don't... Um...
SFX: Chopa

Piss Off I Hava Headache: Listen to me.
Hava: Do you think that you could extend your knives until they reach those two Hobgoblins?

Dies: Oh...
SFX: Chopa Chop

Dies: ...oh. Nononono, I don't do stuff like that. Besides, I can't control the hand. Not like that.

SFX (spanning two panels): Crap-A-Thump

Dies: Aah!
Unidentified: Ah!
SFX: Sh-Ching
Unidentified: Aaah!

Saves a Fox: Dies, we're going to die here. Even if you can't reach them, maybe you can distract them or something.

Saves a Fox: Please.

SFX: Chopa Chopa

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Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:35 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/04012007/ wrote:
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Dies Horribly: I...

Dies: ...I can't do it.

Dies: I'm sorry. We're just going to have to come up with a different plan.

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Piss Off I Hava Headache: Do it now or we'll break your legs and feed you to K'seliss!
Dies: Aah!
SFX: Sh-Ching

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Chorgrak Hobgoblin: Trull?

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http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/04022007/ wrote:
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Dies: Aaah!
Dies: Ah!

SFX: Shikk

SFX: Sh-Ching

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Dies: You did that on purpose, Hava!

SFX: Creeeeeeeeeeee

Chorgrak Hobgoblin: Now you all be crushes!

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Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:38 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/04102007/ wrote:
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K'seliss: Hello little meal.

SFX: Ssskik

Chorgrak Hobgoblin: What...

SFX: Rrreeeeeeeeeee

Hobgoblin: Aaah! Aaaaha!
SFX: Ripp Snap
Hobgoblin: Naaaa!

Hobgoblin: Naahaa!
SFX: Crack Snap

SFX: Reeeeeeeee
SFX: Cra-Bump

SFX: Sh-Ching
SFX (over 3 panels): Rrrrrrrruu

SFX (over 3 panels): uuuuuuuuuu

SFX (over 3 panels): mmmmmmbbblllleee

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:46 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/04162007/ wrote:
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Sign wrote:The elite guards
of Brassmoon
__________________
Protecting you from
that which you don't
understand
Complains of Names, Chief or Big Ears: I don't know Thaco, that window looks pretty high and we don't even know what's behind it.
Thaco: Look, the way I see it, we can either go through the window or we can take on the guards at the front door.

Chief or Complains or Big Ears: Well let's say that we make it through the window without being seen, then what?
Thaco: Then, with a little luck and a lot of concealing shadows, we should make it a few rooms into the place before we're captured and killed.

Chief: That's it? That's our plan? To see how far we can make it before we die? Am I the only one who finds this just a little bit futile?
Complains of Names: This is what I've been saying.
Thaco: You guys are the ones who wanted to do this and now that we're here, you want to run away?

Chief: It's just that... getting ourselves killed? I don't see how this helps Fumbles.

Thaco: It's not just about helping Fumbles anymore, Chief.
Thaco: Listen, if you were tortured to death by a madman, would you want us to enter into some suicidal plan to try and save you?

Chief: No, I'd want you to leave me and escape.

Thaco: Ears, would we leave Chief behind?
Big Ears: Hell no.

Thaco: Looks clear. Let's go.

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:50 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/04212007/ wrote:
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Complains of Names: Dammit
Big Ears: Yeah

Poster wrote:We are in control
We are civilised Humanoids
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Big Ears: If we're quiet enough, we might be able to cross that beam and go through that window without being seen. It's risky though.
Complains: Well, we can't hang off this wall for long. Someone'll spot us for sure.

Big Ears: That's true.

Sergeant Marwood: Now some of you aren't used to working this early in the morning, but we got a city-wide emergency on our hands!

Sergeant Marwood: There's an army of Goblins hiding in our sewers and that means that most of the elites are down there looking for 'em.

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/04222007/ wrote:
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Poster: Hu...id
Sergeant Marwood: So until the experienced elites can find those little bastards and wipe 'em out, all you rookies are gonna put your training on hold and take over the job of guarding the prisons, got it?

Sergeant Marwood: Johnson, don't give me that look!

Sergeant Marwood: Sergeant Bremick here, will inform you of your duties and I don't want to hear anyone bitching about having to shovel the Minotaur crap! Johnson, I'm looking at you!

Sergeant Marwood: Now, are there any questions?

Sergeant Marwood: Yes, what is it Hicks?

Guard Hudson: Hudson, sir. He's Hicks.

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Big Ears: What's he doing?
Complains of Names: I don't know.

SFX: Riip

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Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:54 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/04282007/ wrote:
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SFX: Whapp

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SFX: Crak ..ak Crak Crak Crak

SFX: Foom

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SFX: Fwup

SFX: Fup

Sergeant Marwood: Well don't just stand there, you morons! Kill them!

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/04292007/ wrote:
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SFX: Falump
Poster: ids

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SFX: Thud Clunk

Sergeant Marwood: Holy Gods!
Sergeant Marwood: I've heard of you!
SFX: Ca-Lump

Sergeant Marwood: That's Thaco the Goblin! Kill him and you'll be a legend!

Sergeant Marwood: Gasp

Sergeant Marwood: Thtppthttpp

SFX: Clang
SFC: Clonk
Poster: We are in co

Complains of Names: Ghaaah!

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:56 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/05082007/ wrote:
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SFX: Clang

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SFX: Cra-Thunk

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Elite Guard: Aaw!

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Elite Guard: Get that yellow one!
Poster: We are
Poster: We are ..lised Human..

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/05092007/ wrote:
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SFX: Thunk Tha-Thunk Thunk
Poster: We are ... control

Poster: We are in control
Lifepoints: -2 -7 -9

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Chief: Huff

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Complains of Names: Raaa!

SFX: Ca-Clang

SFX: Clang
SFX: Thwa-Clang

Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:59 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/05152007/ wrote:
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Poster: We are in control
Poster: We are civilised Humanoids
Elite Guard: Yer dead Monster!

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Elite Guard: Leave the Goblins with magic weapons for Sergeant Bremick! Get that one!

Big Ears (magic): Smite Evil!
SFX: Foom

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SFX: Thwunk

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Big Ears: Aah!

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http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/05212007/ wrote:
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Big Ears: Nnnn!

Big Ears: Aaaaah!

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SFX: Craaank

Elite Guard: Lookout!

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SFX: Clang
Elite Guard: Gaa!

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Krulle · Post by **Krulle** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:01 am

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/05282007/ wrote:
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Elite Guard: Now! Rush it!

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SFX: Snap

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Big Ears: Aaah!

SFX: Slish

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SFX: Crunch

http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/06012007/ wrote:
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Elite Guard: Screw this. I'm going for help.
Elite Guard: Yeah, me too.

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SFX: Thunk Thunk Crathunk
Elite Guard: Gah!
Elite Guard: Uh!

Elite Guard: Guh!

Elite Guard: Sergeant Bremick! Help m...

SFX: Scrunch

SFX: Crack

Sergeant Bremick: Nice +1 sword

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SFX: Click

SFX: Ca-Click
Sergeant Bremick: Mine's bigger.

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Transcriptions

Book 2, Chapter 41: Chorgrak vs Viper

Book 2, Chapter 42: The Riders

Book 2, Chapter 43: The Sewage Pipe

Book 2, Chapter 44: Into The Pipe

Book 2, Chapter 45: Duv vs Borrl

Book 2, Chapter 46: Detect Evil

Book 2, Chapter 47: The Drain

Book 2, Chapter 48: Ears At The Drain

Book 2, Chapter 49: The Decision

Book 2, Chapter 50: The Legend Of Thaco The Goblin

Book 2, Chapter 51: Food

Book 2, Chapter 52: The Owlbear

Book 2, Chapter 53: Lair Of The Goblin Slayer

Book 2, Chapter 54: Entering The Lair

Book 2, Chapter 55: Within The Lair

Book 3, Chapter 1: Chorgrak vs The Hut

Book 3, Chapter 2: Green Knives

Book 3, Chapter 3: Reaching Attack

Book 3, Chapter 4: Over The Cliff

Book 3, Chapter 5: Outside The Dungeons Of Brassmoon

Book 3, Chapter 6: Above The Guards

Book 3, Chapter 7: Drop Down

Book 3, Chapter 8: Against The Elites Pt 1

Book 3, Chapter 9: Against The Elites Pt 2

Book 3, Chapter 10: Against The Elites Pt 3