Haiku Continued
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Reincarnation
This is why I am a Fly
Swat, And now I die
This is why I am a Fly
Swat, And now I die
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Swat, And now I die
A lost soul in the darkness
Light I see ahead
A lost soul in the darkness
Light I see ahead
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Light I see ahead,
Could this be heaven for real?
Oh shit, its a train!
Could this be heaven for real?
Oh shit, its a train!
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Oh shit, its a train!
No wait, it's actually
a very big car..
No wait, it's actually
a very big car..
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A very big car?
Mighty expensive, for sure.
It's too much for me.
Mighty expensive, for sure.
It's too much for me.
Avvy by GitP's Serpentine.
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Its to much for me,
He turns before hitting me.
And so heÔÇÖs off-road
He turns before hitting me.
And so heÔÇÖs off-road
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And so heÔÇÖs off-road
And now he has hit a tree
And now he is dead
And now he has hit a tree
And now he is dead
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And now he is dead
True, but not really the best
As epitaphs go
True, but not really the best
As epitaphs go
And always make sure your dragons are happy little dragons.
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As epitaphs go
Not great, but kinda funny.
Just like the owner.
Not great, but kinda funny.
Just like the owner.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.
ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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Just like the owner.
If you do not, run away.
Basic slave guideline.
If you do not, run away.
Basic slave guideline.
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Basic slave guideline
Apply a light, even coat
I am dyslexic
Apply a light, even coat
I am dyslexic
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I am dyslexic
Smoetmeis lettres gte jmubdel
I can work it out
Smoetmeis lettres gte jmubdel
I can work it out
And always make sure your dragons are happy little dragons.
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I can work it out.
If you give me enough time,
I can fix the world.
If you give me enough time,
I can fix the world.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.
ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
ÔÇò Terry Pratchett
ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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I can fix the world
But more likely to break it
If given the chance
But more likely to break it
If given the chance
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If given the chance
There would be no stopping me.
I could get a date.
There would be no stopping me.
I could get a date.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.
ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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I could get a date
If it was not for my face
Plastic surgery
If it was not for my face
Plastic surgery
"If I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know"
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Plastic surgery
Must remove the funny bone
Oops, I touched the side
Must remove the funny bone
Oops, I touched the side
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Oops, I touched the side
of her curvacious body.
She says mmm baby
of her curvacious body.
She says mmm baby
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She says mmm baby,
SheÔÇÖs done that a lot lately.
I cannot see why.
SheÔÇÖs done that a lot lately.
I cannot see why.
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I cannot see why
my heart hangs with broken wings
when I lose my cage
my heart hangs with broken wings
when I lose my cage
Inventing forum games since '10 ...
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Random dragons I help growing up: And my own dragons are here. The hatched ones like the clicks!
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Random dragons I help growing up: And my own dragons are here. The hatched ones like the clicks!
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When I lose my cage
I will finally be free
Instead of two bucks
I will finally be free
Instead of two bucks
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Instead of two bucks
The cashier gave me three bucks.
I feel like a thief.
The cashier gave me three bucks.
I feel like a thief.
Thanks to Arch Lich Burns for the avatar, and Mnementh for the mustache.
ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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ÔÇ£Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot him and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland?ÔÇØ
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I feel like a thief
I stole a kiss, stole your heart
Also your wallet
I stole a kiss, stole your heart
Also your wallet
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Also your wallet
Now I've got to run away
And find a nice place
Now I've got to run away
And find a nice place
"If I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know"
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And find a nice place
To sit alone by myself
Looking at the Sea
To sit alone by myself
Looking at the Sea