The Rules game 2

[LAYF]

Okay, the game is simple.

-People post rules, that the next posters must adhere to them.
-At each new page the rules are erased.
-A rule can also be to erase another rule.
- you must always catch the one before you if he breaks a rule, this is a rule.
-You keep a list about who have broken rules at the bottom of your post.
-The winner is the one with fewest rules break after 10 turns (10 pages of rules)

1st rule- you must end all your posts with a random word.
Broken rules
LAYF- 0

Bagonga

[Arydra]

Rule 2: Every third post (from the top down) must quote the comic at least once.

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[LAYF]

ÔÇØIÔÇÖll get you Minimax! I swear by the foam coming out of my mouth that IÔÇÖll get Yoooouuuuu!ÔÇØ
3rd rule, you must post the username of the one before you.

Broken rules
LAYF- 0
Arydra- 1 (Forgot to post a list)

Arydra- Mergano

[BadgeAddict]

looksatyoufunny is such a swell guy. bananas!

4th rule - The next post and onward cannot contain the letter e

[I'mBob]

Badg3Addict is aw3som3, h3 hav3 a mustach3!

Brown.

5th r3le: You must say "Mustach3s ar3 aw3som3" in any post you mak3.

LAYF- 0
Arydra- 1 (Forgot to post a list)
Badg3Addict(Forgot the list)

[ThroughTheWell]

6th rule: if you break 4 or more rules in a single post, then your rule breaking score does not increase.

[LAYF]

7th rule- rule 5 do not count as a rule.

[gamecreator]

Rule 8: rules don't reset with every new page.

Mustache are awesome!

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Yes, I broke rules 1, 4, 6, 7.

LAYF - 4
Arydra - 1
BadgeAddict - 1
I'mBob - 0
TTW - 0
gamecreator - 0

[Arydra]

Gam3cr3ator "It's v3ry pointy. So one of th3m is bound to hurt th3mslv3s on it."
Rul3 9: You can no long3r r3vok3 rul3s on this pag3, including this on3.

LAYF - 4
Arydra - 1
BadgeAddict - 1
I'mBob - 0
TTW - 0
gamecreator - 0

Daffodils

[SeeAMoose]

Arydra
Rul3 10: Am3nd rul3 4 by striking "cannot" and ins3rting "must" in its plac3, also strik3 "l3tt3r 3" and ins3rt " a word containing th3 l3tt3r 'z' and a word containing th3 l3tt3r 'q'" Rul3 8 is am3nd3d by adding ", inst3ad rul3s r3s3t 3v3ry 27 posts." at th3 3nd of th3 rul3. For the purpos3s of this rul3 all 3's ar3 understood to b3 th3 sam3 l3tt3r forbidd3n by rul3 4 and ar3 r3plac3d by such prior to am3nding rul3 4 and rul3 8.

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loophol3s for th3 win. L3t's s33 if anyon3 can figur3 out what this m3ans. this was a pain to typ3 on a tabl3t.

LAYF - 4
Arydra - 2 (post3d th3 l3tt3r forbidd3n by rul3 4)
Badg3Addict - 1
I'mBob - 0
TTW - 0
gam3cr3ator - 0

Avocado

[LAYF]

SeeAMoose

Rule 11, all posts must contain a zoo related quirk or quiz.

LAYF - 4 0 (I broke 4 rules, according to rule 6 thatÔÇÖs not a rule break. )
Arydra - 2 (post3d th3 l3tt3r forbidd3n by rul3 4)
Badg3Addict - 1
I'mBob - 0
TTW - 0
gam3cr3ator - 0
SeeAMoose - 0

Bongo-Drom

[SeeAMoose]

Looks at you funny.
Rule 12: Pursuant to rule 6, breaking 5 or more rules results in a 50% increase in the number of rules broken.
Quizzically I evaluate the latest rule LAYF has dragged in from the Monkey House, wherein lies one of the few primates what has sex purely for fun, do you know it?.

Im sorry, Yuan-ti have a high intelligence when compared to many humanoids and in my case, it causes me to fall victim to an exponentially redundant vocabulary when I become nervous given the precariousness of my current situation
LAYF - 4 0 (I broke 4 rules, according to rule 6 thatÔÇÖs not a rule break. )
Arydra - 2 (post3d th3 l3tt3r forbidd3n by rul3 4)
Badg3Addict - 1
I'mBob - 0
TTW - 0
gam3cr3ator - 0
SeeAMoose - 0

[Arydra]

SeeAMoose
Rule 13: You must color code the different rules as they appear in your post.

A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body.

LAYF - 4 0
Arydra - 2
Badg3Addict - 1
I'mBob - 0
TTW - 0
gam3cr3ator - 0
SeeAMoose - 1 (Did not end the post with a random word)

ammonia

[SeeAMoose]

Arydra

Rule 14: Each player may deduct 1 point per rule they have created, reducing their points to no less than negative 5.

I find these zoological and color rules quite frustrating on a phone... nonetheless Peregrine falcons can reach upwards of 200 MPH in a dive[/color]

LAYF - 4 0
Arydra - 3 forgot required letters from rule 4
Badg3Addict - 1
I'mBob - 0
TTW -
gam3cr3ator - 0
SeeAMoose - -2

Eagle

[Arydra]

SeeAMoose

Rule 15: If no one creates a new rule within 24 hours of the last one, the last person to post a rule decreases their score by 1 for every 24 hours that pass, until a new rule is placed.
Demon, I agree to your deal. My soul, for the Orb."

No two zebras look alike. Each has a different stripe pattern.

LAYF: 4 -> 0
Arydra: -1
BadgeAddict: 1
I'mBob: 0
TTW :
gamecreator: 0
SeeAMoose: -2

quiz

[SeeAMoose]

Arydra

Rule 16:Failure to post within this thread at least once a week will result in your score doubling one week after your last post.

Bats can zip quietly through the night without colliding with anything

LAYF: 4 -> 0
Arydra: -1
BadgeAddict: 1
I'mBob: 0
TTW : 0
gamecreator:0
SeeAMoose: -3

tours[/quote]

[LAYF]

SeeAMoose

Rule 17:Posting at any time that can be calculated using 5 minutes (such as 0005, 1105, 1230 and so one) will count as a rule breaking!

Besides, it is well known that xerus is a ground squirrel not found in many zoos now a day....

LAYF: 4 -> 0
Arydra: -1
BadgeAddict: 2 (doubled after not posting for a week)
I'mBob: 0
TTW : 0
gamecreator:0
SeeAMoose: -3

Balloon badger!

[SeeAMoose]

LooksAtYouFunny

Rule 18: Every post associated with an even numbered rule must in some way incorporate the numeral 9. This rule is not subject to rule 13 if the rule is satisfied by using a color code.

Most fish have zero chance of surviving outside of water for any extended period of time, Snakeheads are quite different and this rule does not hold for them

Quick, while there are no guards around, use your dwarven laser vision to cut through these bars.
LAYF: 4 -> 1 (Didn't color code his post)
Arydra: -1
BadgeAddict: 2 (doubled after not posting for a week)
I'mBob: 0
TTW : 0
gamecreator:0
SeeAMoose: -4

Neurotic Narwhals