Welp, I'm back.

[Runsaround]

SamWiser, If you'd like to talk him down, please tell me exactly what you'll say.

[AccursedBiscuit]

Cast a magnificent spell to do... something to this guy. Maybe a fireball. Or turn him into a toad.

[Nerre]

Try to talk him down.

If this doesn't work, I will charge in, right after the fireball so he might not see me coming until it is too late. If he points his fingers at me, like if he wants to cast something, I will drop at full speed, trying to do a dash past him and swinging my axe at his legs, an attack of doom, trying to cut his legs of. Nobody threatens to kill me.

[SamWiser]

"You don't want to fight us, there are six of us, and one of you. Calm down and we can work something out. You can keep your job, and we can help out."

[Runsaround]

The ELFIN LIAR replies: "I AM MAKING A POINT HERE! I AM SUUUUUPEEEEEEEEERIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

One can of extreme whoop-ass later...

EL: "THIS ISN'T OVER! I AM -" *SHLUK SHLUK"

*thud*

WISE ELDER: "Welp, that was a simple resolution to a problem. You go on. You'll have to take this map."

ITEM GET! WISE ELDER'S MAP!

WISE ELDER: "You have to go through the TUNNEL OF SHORTNESS, but first you need to get through the CHICKEN'S KEEP. Once through the tunnel, follow the MACGUFFIN STICK WAGON's trail to catch up with it and nab that sweet sweet artifact. Bye."

[Orga the Strange]

"Yes, quickly my MINDLESS MINIO- I mean, MINDFUL ME-HELPERS, to glory!" I say, pointing in the direction of where I'm sure the CHICKEN'S KEEP is.

[BeanDip]

Will head to the CHICKEN KEEP, drooling over the thought of some real fried chicken like my dear sweet MOMMA used to make. Rest her weary soul. *moment of silence*

[SamWiser]

Will follow BeanDip to the CHICKEN'S KEEP.

[AccursedBiscuit]

"Onward, comrades, to the Chicken's Keep!"

[WhirdCheese]

Let's go!

[Orga the Strange]

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