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Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 6:01 pm
by Dlover
Is more comfortable with partying soft.
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 11:22 pm
by Patdragon
Likes pillow fights
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 11:43 pm
by Dlover
Took part in the pillow wars of pillownia.
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 11:49 am
by Quarg
Regularly is thrown out of Sororities for starting erotic pillow fights...
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 5:19 pm
by Dlover
Has a strange fascination for pillows in lingerie.
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 8:28 am
by Patdragon
Has thought of a new leading sleepwear
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 7:29 pm
by Dlover
Believes all clothes cease to exist while unobserved.
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 6:32 am
by Quarg
Tried to make nudism mandatory at the department of motor vehicles...
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 7:10 pm
by Dlover
Was the initial cause for clothing on dogs.
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 10:14 pm
by LAYF
Found his favorite dog suit now comes with a free cat-scan
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 10:28 pm
by Dlover
Has many a human suit. Many, many human suits. Some made of 100% natural human.
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 12:45 pm
by Quarg
Buys and sells lawsuits at the Maritime Court...
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 6:22 pm
by Dlover
Runs a clothing store, for which the slogan is "Lawyer suits for your lawsuits." They're actually just the tuxedo morphsuits.
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 7:27 am
by Quarg
Cloths stores to prevent civic nudity...
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 6:59 pm
by Dlover
Is mildly displeased by the concept of moving buildings.
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 6:15 pm
by Quarg
Kept on moving lighthouses around to cause shipwrecks...
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 6:39 pm
by Dlover
Had a "brilliant" idea to put a lighthouse on a ship.
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 11:32 pm
by Patdragon
is a beacon for disaster.
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Sat May 28, 2016 12:31 am
by Dlover
Turned his Baconator in a Disaster Blaster.
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:52 am
by friedkitty
Burnt his bacon cooking it on the coffee pot.
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:16 am
by Dlover
Managed to set the fire on fire. Turns out fighting fire with fire is surprisingly effective.
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:46 pm
by friedkitty
Got fired for being surprisingly ineffective at everything.
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 8:34 pm
by Dlover
Was too effective, and was fired on fabricated problems before he could replace his boss.
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:53 pm
by SamWiser
Tried to be like friedkitty, but didn't have the work effort.
Re: Odd Statements
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 2:31 am
by Dlover
Tried to fry kitty, but couldn't catch any.