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That guy looks like a spellcaster or cleric. Check him for any healing items, magic items or spell scrolls. And use his clothes to cover your shame.

Check if the person is alive BEFORE you uncover them. We don't need a fight right now.

Poke'em with a stick. Pretty sure that's the standard for checking if something is alive...

Take the clothes, surely your name must be "StealsClothing"

You decide to follow the standard procedure and poke the (corpse?) with a stick to see how she reacts...
Well, she appears to be quite dead. Or unconscious. In any case, she doesn't respond to your constant and annoying poking.


You could try to put her robes on. They do look fancy, and you don't want to be exposing your manliness for too long anyway.
But all that rubble is getting in the way. You will have to find a way to move it away. Perhaps they are not so heavy... Yeah, let's try moving them with our super-goblin strenght!


You try with all your might but the damned things just won't m--
WHAT WAS THAT.


Oh, that's right. You are messed up in the head. Was that a memory? Or some sort of hallucination?
This is turning out to be waaaay more creepy that what you tough it'd be (as if stripping a corpse wasn't creepy enough).
Maybe this was a very bad idea. Maybe you should just keep moving south, follow the footprints (or what's left of them) and forget about this. Maybe you --


"uurrghhh...."
"HEY, YA! *auch* YE', YA, OVER THAR'! GIMME A HAND WILL'YA?"
"I'M STUCK!"


You are now a Female Dwarf.

Behold the purple worm.

(Come on, we all knew it was going to happen.)

Quick grow a very feminine dwarven beard!

Go on a long racist tangent against Dwarves. Announce how proud you are to be an Elf and how you're most definitely not confused about your race after being hit with rubble.

Then ask the Goblin for help.

Lift the rubble yourself. Then kill the goblin due to prejudice.

"Hay, you... eh... Goblin... Hay, I felt you tried to lift the rubble before.... If you try again, I can help! I'd really be thankfull for gettng free"

Fear what you suspect the goblin is planning.

Quick! Shield your eyes from the horror of goblin junk!

The green one is a threat! Devour him!

Suggest that someone get a 'stick' to act as a lever to help lift the rubble off of you. As they lever, you push, and hopefully pop up free as a bird. Then, despite racial preferences, thank the helper with words alone. Then take inventory of your stuff, and if you have extra clothes with you, offer some to Mr Green Jeans.