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Kicka the dora

Badge decides to kick Dora, who calls upon a force of 3, 872 Orcs (Level 10 monster, +6 against Dwarves, due to ancient grudges. Bad stuff: Roll a die. on a 2 or less, they stomp you to death. Otherwise, lose as many levels as the die shows. 3 treasures) to get revenge.

Badge currently leads the fight, with 12 combat strength against the 10 of the orcs. 24 hours to interfere with combat.

Hey Dlover, can you PM me my hand? I lost track of it.

Certainly. I'm guessing you'd like a delay to decide whether you want to use anything to interfere?

Badge wins the combat, gaining a level and three treasures. This brings him to 8 cards, so three must be removed from his hand before play continues.

I will play : Bribe the GM With Food (Go up a level), Leather Armour (+1 bonus, armour, 200 gold)

And i will put Bag of Caltrops (Sprinkle a few on the floor to discourage pursuit. +1 to run away. This is NOT a one-shot item; it can be used repeatedly. 200 gold) on my belt

Badge bribes me for a level, while wearing some sultry leather. He also manages to steal a trap from me in my confusion.

Have completed his deception, he realises he can't keep the leather on with the mythril, so the leather goes to being simply in play. Play proceeds to Alavar.

I kick the door.

Alavar kicks open the door and... Oh my god, really? He encounters the Maul Rat (Level 1 monster. A creature from hell, +3 against clerics. Bad stuff: She whacks you, lose a level. 1 treasure.)

If anyone, for some crazy reason, wants to dump enough bonuses for +5 on this rat, then it will beat Alavar. You will, as is custom, have at least 24 hours to decide whether you want to interfere with this.

Could I get an updated hand as well. I don't know if I have the resources to make alavar sweat or not.

Alavar smashes the Maul Rat apart, gaining a level and a treasure. That treasure then turns out to be Hoard! (Draw 3 more treasure cards immediately. They are face-down if you drew this card face-down; otherwise, they are face-up.)
As such, Alavar then gains three more treasure to replace the hoard. This brings him to 8 cards, so three must be removed from the hand before play continues.

If so, then I want to Equip Knight Light

And the three extra cards in your hand?

... Wait, did I PM those to you yet?

I Pay for the Pizza (Go up a level) and sell Horny Helmet&Very Holy Book (+3 bonus, cleric only, big. 400 gold) for another level

So, turns out I forgot to remove the Horny Helmet after you sold it last time. Sorry.

Right, after much sorting out of my mistakes, Alavar has gained a level and put his Very Holy Book into play, as well as the realisation one of the cards was used some time ago. This means play can proceed to Bob.

Sorry for delay, but I don't play in weekends and weekend for me is Friday-Saturday.

Bob kicks the door open.

Wow, your weekend is actually really helpful, since it coincides with my sat/sun weekend.

Bob kicks open a door and finds the killer Sleeping ( -5 to monster. Play during combat. If the monster is defeated, draw 1 fewer treasure (Minimum 1). Not compatible with Enraged or Friendly - if either one is played, then Sleeping may not be played in the same combat.)

He may now loot the room for a door or treasure, or fight a monster from his hand.

Loots the treasure deck.

Bob loots a treasure, bringing him to 8 cards in his hand. Three will need to be removed before play continues.

I only need to drop 2, I'm a (half) dwarf.

I will sell the unnatural axe and the baby oil for a level.

Ah yes, that's right.

Bob sells his Unnatural Axe and a bottle of Baby Oil, getting enough gold to purchase a level. Having done so, play moves to Quarg.

Quarg kicks down a door....

Quarg kicks open the door and discovers a Half-breed (May have two race cards, with all advantages and disadvantages of both, or one race card and no disadvantages). He now has a chance to loot the room or look for trouble.

Loot the room...