Get the kraken something strong on me ! He needs something to calm him a bit down
Around I guess looking for baltic treasure for the misses
The Gobl'Inn
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askstoomuch
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Knucklekraken
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Such an enabler! I've had plenty.
The newest goblin who is absolutely not a sock puppet raises a hand.
I'll have one, actually. Parched.
The newest goblin who is absolutely not a sock puppet raises a hand.
I'll have one, actually. Parched.
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Wolfie
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Wolfie grabs drinks for the rafter dwelling cephalopod and his totally not a sock puppet goblin friend.
"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
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Dlover
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Your scent is odd, fuzzy green one. Do you bear some illness?
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Knucklekraken
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Nothing you need to worry about, wolf-friend. I have a condition. It's not contagious. I think.
The strange goblin takes a sip of his drink.
Well. For a nonspecific beverage, this is surprisingly close to what I had in mind.
Suddenly, a wolf with a very strange appearance that you can't quite put your finger on leaps from the rafters and begins to maul an unsuspecting duck.
The strange goblin takes a sip of his drink.
Well. For a nonspecific beverage, this is surprisingly close to what I had in mind.
Suddenly, a wolf with a very strange appearance that you can't quite put your finger on leaps from the rafters and begins to maul an unsuspecting duck.
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Quarg
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"Is there a reason we keep on getting dopplegangers in here for some reason?"
Knocks the 11 ball into a side pocket...
Knocks the 11 ball into a side pocket...
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Dlover
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Knucklekraken wrote:Suddenly, a wolf with a very strange appearance that you can't quite put your finger on leaps from the rafters and begins to maul an unsuspecting duck.
.... By the gods, I have no fingers! Cat-astrophe strikes! The cats cause chaos! Again!My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Knucklekraken
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I have no idea what you're talking about. says a new patron who resembles Quarg very closely, down to the cue stick, except... not exactly.
You're imagining things.
You're imagining things.
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M0rtimer
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"Hey! Keep it down out there! I'm trying to work here!" A slightly muffled sound emits from somewhere behind the inn walls- Soon followed by some cursing as the rat king realizes one of his many rooms has been torn apart by the billiard table sliding out of the wall.
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Quarg
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"Really...whoever just did that you know you just violated the Federation-Gallifray Time Treaty? Which specifically states there will only ever be one Quarg existent at any one time..."
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Knucklekraken
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Whatever, Face-thief. There can only be one Grawk, you mean. Which is me.
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*crunch, munch, crunch*
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Quarg
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Quarg puts a hand back in hammer space and pulls out a bright blue ball. He tosses it a Grawk, "Fine then you can deal with this...now I can retire..."
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Knucklekraken
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Grawk catches the ball in one velvety and surprisingly dextrose hand.
What the...*AHEM*Excuse me. What the hell is this?
What the...*AHEM*Excuse me. What the hell is this?
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Quarg
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"The Pacifier...If your the one stipulated in the treaty then you know what you have to do with it..."
Looking at the blank face...
When it starts to beep you have to satisfy the whims of the Dark One..the one that even Cthulhu fears so much that he took a million year nap to avoid. Figure out how to distract her or she decides to destroy a galaxy or two and if you don't respond by then well...this universe go poof... She won't tell you what you need to do...you have to figure it out...Oh and before you think about 'satisfying' her that way...she turns her mates into empty husks that you have to turn into cyborgs so no one notices...not a recommended way to go..."
Lines up on the three ball and knocks the four into the corner pocket.
"My game has suffered all these centuries...it is good to retire...have fun Grawk""
Looking at the blank face...
When it starts to beep you have to satisfy the whims of the Dark One..the one that even Cthulhu fears so much that he took a million year nap to avoid. Figure out how to distract her or she decides to destroy a galaxy or two and if you don't respond by then well...this universe go poof... She won't tell you what you need to do...you have to figure it out...Oh and before you think about 'satisfying' her that way...she turns her mates into empty husks that you have to turn into cyborgs so no one notices...not a recommended way to go..."
Lines up on the three ball and knocks the four into the corner pocket.
"My game has suffered all these centuries...it is good to retire...have fun Grawk""
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Knucklekraken
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A tentacle you didn't notice before promptly folds Grawk inside out and drops him on the floor.
You're no fun, Quarg.
You're no fun, Quarg.
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Hey, you want to play me then you don't just get the nice access to Hammerspace, the rather ungainly space dreadnaught, and a lonely isle on a water world to call home...you've got responsiblities...like keeping her happy."Knucklekraken wrote:A tentacle you didn't notice before promptly folds Grawk inside out and drops him on the floor.
You're no fun, Quarg.
Picks up the ball and puts it back in Hammerspace.
"Now then if you want to have fun...why not create a puppet of Tyrion Lannister...He's a hoot at a party...unless your a Lannister then he's a damn thorn in your side...or Bill Clinton...he's fun too...There was one time at the Trilateral Commission Meeting that he wore drag and....well you had to be there..."
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Wolfie
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Who's up for a game? Wolfie looks around the room.
On the same note, does anyone have an idea for a game?
On the same note, does anyone have an idea for a game?
"This is my therapy dragon, she's for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics." (Quote found on http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/)
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
"If I have a +2 strength sword and I stab you, you won't get a +2 strength, you get wounds" ~Sir Butcher
"How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them." ~Benjamin Franklin
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askstoomuch
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Well we could kill each other in crative way like the good old days
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Quarg
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Or you could just bet me your soul against a few bits of gold...like the good old days...
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M0rtimer
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"Or people could stop drawing fancy tables out of the wall and destroying my home... Like the good old days."
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Dlover
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I do not know these 'old days' in which homes were not destroyed.
My game:
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
Hunters of Letrua; Character list
Also Player / Monster stats, skill lists.
My characters:
Tugs Tails, the goblin that was sort of a trapper and wears a bear's tail at his neck, for some reason - Lair of the Mountain King (Run by Thinks)
Alex Sparo, A city boy, poor of sight, who has learned to manipulate people and make the most of what he, and others, have - Trinity Isles (Run by Mort)
Mehriv Turajin, a Noble Dragonborn Sorcerer sent from his clan because he wasn't dragony enough. - The Wandering Archipelago (Run by Thinks)
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Knucklekraken
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A tentacle reaches out and folds down a section of wall containing a massive decorative tank of water. A massive form slips down from the ceiling, strangely indistinct or out of focus. It comes to rest in the deepest recesses of the tank, cloaked in shadow.
Sorry about your pool, Mort. You can use mine, though.
Sorry about your pool, Mort. You can use mine, though.
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askstoomuch
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Oh we should play the guessing game, if anybody can guess which book I am reading right now , I'll buy him or her an ale
Hint it features a band of brothers knows as the nights watch
Hint it features a band of brothers knows as the nights watch
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PSychotic
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A robed skeleton bursts through the doorway and tumbles into the ground.
"Ooo! Ooo! I know this one! It's Game of Thrones, isn't it?"
"Ooo! Ooo! I know this one! It's Game of Thrones, isn't it?"