Bowst: So you're the big bad Minmax I've heard so much about, eh?
Minmax: And you're the guy who tries to fight in a tight hallway, with the impracticably long sword.
Bowst: I'm Bowst. I'm Forgath's bestest buddy in the whole world, and don't you ever forget it.
Minmax: Pffft. Yeah okay. I think you're a little bit delusionist there, pal.
Bowst: The word is defusional, idiot. And nice baby blue armor. Lemme guess, you stole it from a little girl?
Minmax: Gosh, I don't know what you're talking about, this armor is black.
Bowst: No it isn't, stupid. It's...
Bowst: Wait. But... I could have sworn it was...
Minmax: Better work in your perception check. I dunno how you got that wrong.
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sneak previews: panel 2, allnighter
Kin: So you died, but because of a loophole that the Kliks possess as a racial trait, you were brought back to life in this form, which is an amalgamation of all the Kliks who resurrected you?
Forgath: Kinda. But it only worked, because I was infected with the warped virus.
Kin: By that logic, it seems that any Klik who's died, could be brought back to life by another Klik.
Forgath: If they were infected, when they died, yes.
Minmax: Hey Forgath, did you see how I outsmarted that Bowst guy? He was...
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Minmax: You totally have rabbit ears! That is so cool! I mean... Have you seen these things?!
Idle: Um... Yes. Yes I have seen them.
Minmax: And you got Goblin ears, too. How did the Dungeon Master let you roll up this race?
Idle: Oh, he didn't. I was shape changed by a cursed wheel.
Idle: I like your purple eye. What's the deal with that?
Minmax: Cool, eh? It's made of solid magic and can't be damaged by non-magic stuff. It's just like Forgath's bears and Kin's tail.
Idle: Is the other eye invulnerable too?
SFX: Poik
Minmax: Gaahhhh!
Idle: Oh! Oh dammit! I am so sorry! Are you ok?
Minmax: It's uh... It's cool. I'm ok. Not a problem.
Idle: Kin, I think I broke your Human.
Kin: It's ok Idle, I can always get a new one.
Minmax: I heard that!
Kin: So if we're trying to find a way out of this dungeon crawl, I don't recommend going in the direction of where you found Minmax and me.
Forgath: Well there were a lot of paths we never took, behind that metal door, but when we came through it, it closed and locked.
Bowst: Well maybe those candles are like a dumb puzzle or something.
Ward: I am so
Ward: booorred
Kin: Well the candles do match the colour scheme of that wall. That might mean something.
Ward: Hex Bowst! I wanna go over to that corner of the room!
Bowst: So do it, I don't care!
Ward: I'm your cursed item! This is as far away from you as I can get! I need you to stand a bit closer so I can go there, you sweat lump!
Bowst: Ward, you've been further away from me than this, lots of times! I know it's your job to annoy me, but give it a rest for two damn rounds!
Ward: Bit I'm bored.
Ward: Yawn!
Bowst: Kliks don't yawn! Yer not fooling anyone, Ward!
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Forgath: So are we supposed to light the candles?
Kin: Maybe arrange them?
Ward: Booowwst
Ward: Bowst
Ward: Boowwwst
Ward: Bowst Bowst Bowst
Idle: Well if we're supposed to light these candles to make something happen, I have a flint and steel.
Minmax: I dunno, Idle. There's always a weird trick to these puzzles. What if they're not candles at all.
Idle: What do you mean?
Minmax: Well what if the candles are secretly keys or something, and we actually need to find hidden key holes.
Minmax: And then we just...
Minmax: Shwunk!
Idle: We stick 'em up our butts?
Minmax: What?! No!
Minmax: We put them in the key holes!
Minmax: No! Ew!
Minmax: Why would you even think...
Idle: Well, you were making the universal gesture for butt stuff.
Minmax: What?! There is no universal gesture for butt stuff!
Idle: There totally is! It's this! This is the universal gesture for butt stuff and you were just doing it!
Minmax: Kin!
Minmax: Hey Kin!
Idle: Forgath! Help us out with this!
Minmax: Kin, look at what we're doing! What does this mean to you?
Idle: Forgath? Butt stuff? Butt stuff, right?
Minmax: Kin! Butt stuff? Yes or no?
Idle: Come on, Forgath! Butt stuff? Yes, right?
Monster: At long last, I am awakened once more!
Monster: And now the power of my cursed lightning shall enchant me so I may spread suffering and death to all!
SFX: Bzt
SFX: Bzzt
SFX: Bz
Forgath: I've got Kin! The lightning doesn't hurt me! Go save Salt!
Minmax: Salt?
Forgath: The metal ball in her hand!
Monster: I may not have my cursed lightning to empower me, but I shall absorb the power I need from a creature such as you, by crushing you into oblivion!
Minmax: You want Oblivious?
